Time for some laughs....a little comic relief

[serryjw]

have no idea where they came from, was sent by email
1)Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
>He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
>"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
>His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously
>watching as the President sits, head in hands.
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>Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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2)Okay, Okay, it *finally* all makes sense now... I
>never looked at it > this > way before: > > > > MEN tal illness > > > > >
> > > > MEN strual cramps > > > > > > > > MEN tal breakdown > > > > > > >
> > MEN opause > > > > > > > > GUY nocologist > > > > AND > > > > When
>we have REAL trouble, it's a > > > HIS terectomy. > > > > Ever notice how
>all of women's problems start with MEN ?
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3)OBSERVATIONS ON AMERICAN LIFE WITH AN AMAZING CONCLUSION

The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.

AMAZING CONCLUSION:
The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller balls become.

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4)CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that
he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the
correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls
and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought
you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, " You see,
it's like this: yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton
of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
papers; 'cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.' So, I figure if I have
to roll my own .......... so does she. ( I figure this guy is the one on
the milk carton! )
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The end!