slinkerwink
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Fri Nov-14-03 05:43 PM
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The Red Glove Killed Cheney!!! You bastards!!! |
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lol. Just doing a South Park riff....Can you imagine a South Park episode in which they keep killing off Cheney and he keeps coming back?
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Fri Nov-14-03 05:43 PM
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1. Well..in a way he IS kinda like Kenny |
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Cheney has had how many heart attacks? Seriously, but all means, he should be dead by now.
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slinkerwink
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Fri Nov-14-03 05:50 PM
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I think he's struck a pact with the Devil to stay alive.
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Fri Nov-14-03 05:51 PM
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4. That would explain a lot. |
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Fri Nov-14-03 05:51 PM
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...he kills people for their internal organs. Think about it. ;)
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Fri Nov-14-03 05:50 PM
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Dead? Not at all. Just a little bruised. :)
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slinkerwink
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Fri Nov-14-03 06:01 PM
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6. lol, there's a big X on his glasses...... |
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so......please, please don't tell me you're bringing Cheney back for the 900 mark....;-)
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Fri Nov-14-03 06:07 PM
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8. You won't mind if I imagine |
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that he's fallen right on his pratt into a pristine cowpat, will you?
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The Backlash Cometh
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Fri Nov-14-03 06:03 PM
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7. I guess the rumors of his underground nuclear fall-out shelter are true. |
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Remember the movie "Blast from the Past" with Brandon Fraser? Do you think we can convince Cheney to lock himself in his fall-out shelter for thirty years?
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Fri Nov-14-03 06:09 PM
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9. Cheney's a little dazed, but at least he has health insurance... |
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Unlike millions of children in America.
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Fri Nov-14-03 06:41 PM
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13. Yea, with that awfully painful shiner, Cheny |
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would probably kick a couple of amputees out of Walter Reed so the docs can take care of Dick Cheny's boo boo.
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Fri Nov-14-03 06:14 PM
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10. Nah, it never touched him. The poor guy's ticker just gave out |
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Fri Nov-14-03 06:15 PM
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11. That's just propaganda |
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THere is no truth to the rumor that Cheney has a heart. Rove made that up.
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slinkerwink
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Fri Nov-14-03 06:22 PM
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12. lol...and Cheney has a mechanical pacemaker instead.... |
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tallying up all the Halliburton money coming in from Iraq.
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Fri Nov-14-03 07:02 PM
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14. Officer Barney Bush comes along. |
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Ok, move along. Nothing to see here.
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