JanMichael
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Mon Oct-03-05 09:05 PM
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It's official! I am "the CUTEST male lesbian"!!!!! |
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Edited on Mon Oct-03-05 09:08 PM by JanMichael
Thank you Misunderestimator I misunderestimated my true potential!
All you poseurs can go pose!
I ROCK!
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JanMichael
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Mon Oct-03-05 09:14 PM
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Don't make me sulk, Stephanie is ill and probably couldn't take me all goofy and such.
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Mon Oct-03-05 09:16 PM
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2. "Cutest male lesbian" still means you aren't getting any |
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Stop kidding yourself, man. Wake up and smell the coffee.
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JanMichael
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Mon Oct-03-05 09:17 PM
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3. No but I already gots me a lesbian in the bedroom NOW! |
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Mon Oct-03-05 09:25 PM
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4. Can I watch your approach and take notes? |
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I've never been any good at picking up lesbians. I've certainly tried, hehe.
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JanMichael
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Mon Oct-03-05 09:33 PM
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7. Not knowing is the best approach. Or "stealth charm" as I call it. |
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Just yap away and be blunt with the right lesbians, or not-lesbians-but-almost-lesbians, and it should work.
Also unbeknownst to most guys is that the hottest lesbians drink beer, yep, beer.
The hottest not-lesbians-but-almost-lesbians drink bourbon straight up.
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Mon Oct-03-05 09:29 PM
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Mon Oct-03-05 09:30 PM
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6. I heard a rumor once that |
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men make really lousy lesbians. Can you confirm or deny this rumor?
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JanMichael
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Mon Oct-03-05 09:34 PM
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:blush:
Stephanie would too but she just downed a shot of that Nyquil stuff so she's comatose...
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JanMichael
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Mon Oct-03-05 09:39 PM
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9. Come on...Where are the other male lesbians that I know of??? |
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What's up?
Sorry if I usurped anyone, it wasn't on purpose. it just happened.
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