If I were homosexual, and wanted to come out on DU

[jpgray]

I think the easiest way would be to have Bush nominate me for some judicial position. Somehow that communicates directly to DUers in GD that the nominee is secretly gay.

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Yes, but the question is....

do you actually know craphead? And, if so, WHY????

[jpgray]

2. I don't know him, but I'd guess he has that frat-boy mentality

Party with him a few days and he'll get you a job where he works, if you want it.

[Fenris]

7. He knows the manager.

[terrya]

3. You might have several threads devoted to you.

Just think...your sexuality disected by a whole group of complete strangers (with the added bonus feature of almost all of them heterosexual).

Yep...that's the way to go!

[jpgray]

4. Face it Terry--only we breeders can properly read the signs

:P

[terrya]

6. Well, of course, jpgray. You breeders know all about this!

I mean, well DUH. :-)

[LynneSin]

5. or she could be like Condi Rice and having an affair with Bush

:shrug:

Just saying

[In_The_Wind]

8. you would have lots of help

hell - even straight DUers are outed at times ...

just sayin'

[prolesunited]

9. If you were a female

Apparently just don't get married, even as your years advance.