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1. When at work, I will poop: 693 responses so far: a. Only if absolutely necessary. (5.1%), 35 votes b. Only if necessary, but I will make great effort to find an empty bathroom, including going into a bathroom and just washing my hands if I find it occupied. If I take a seat alone, I will keep flushing so that if someone comes in, I have plausible deniability and can exit with dignity. (14.6%), 101 votes c. Any old time, but I am not all that happy about it, to tell you the truth. (29.1%), 202 votes d. Any old time. No compunctions whatsoever. (51.2%), 355 votes
2. Taking reading material into the bathroom with you is: (choose the best answer) 690 responses so far: a. Awful, because it has no class. (13.6%), 94 votes b. Embarrassing, because it tells everyone what you are going to do in there. (29.1%), 201 votes c. Completely sane and logical. (57.2%), 395 votes
3. I consider pooping, in general: 693 responses so far: a. Filthydirty. I wish it were unnecessary. (6.6%), 46 votes b. A body thing you have to do. I don't think about it much, one way or another. (71.3%), 494 votes c. A fabulous experience, generally speaking. (22.1%), 153 votes Note: This is an unscientific survey of washingtonpost.com readers. Close Window
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