Why did God create DU?

[Renew Deal]

And is the DU Lounge proof that Intelligent Design is not true?

[El Fuego]

1. DU proves the theory of evolution.

Freepers are eliminated by natural selection and only the true dems survive to pass on their dem genes in their (DNA) threads.

[northzax]

2. no, it's ID

the freepers are eliminated by agents of the creator.

[DS1]

3. To keep me distracted

:-)

/Clearly not suffering from eyeroll's ego issues

[Az]

4. If the DU Lounge did not exist it would be necissary for human kind

to create the DU Lounge.

[tjwmason]

5. Not quite - the Lounge is what God did on the 7th day.

The Bible says he rested - now after creating an entire universe in 6 days, God probably wanted a drink or two (that's one busy week).

Being a Trinity He was with His buddies, and to they sat down to have a few :beer:

Just drinking for a solid 24 hours would get a bit boring - so eventually the Holy Ghost decided that they should play a little practical joke on their new created humanity (He was always the one with the slightly nasty sense of humour); so God created G.D.

Now the Son was somewhat unsure about this whole venture - but He could see the great fun that would be had by watching folk in G.D. - torn by this, He had a good think over the next 2 pints. His suggestion was that God should ameliorate this by putting the Lounge right next to G.D. This would allow folk to retain their sanity, and would provide even more fun for God to watch.

The Father and the Holy Ghost were both stunned by this suggestion (which is remarkable given that they knew about it already thanks to omniscience); but quickly they realised that the Son had come up with the most kick-ass idea since they planted dinosaur bones to confuse people into think that the universe was far older than previously though.

Thus was created the D.U. Lounge.

(P.S. any material heresy herein is purely accidental and unintended.)

[merh]

18. Amen! I do Believe you hit the nail on the head.

:thumbsup:


:applause: :applause: :applause: The Book of tjwmason -- a must read! :applause: :applause:

[Renew Deal]

20. lol

That's classic. :yourock:

[Tsiyu]

6. So that no pasta would be served before its time

So much fettucine abuse before DU.

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. Glory be to Skinner, and to Elad, and to EarlG

As is was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, DU without end. Amen.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

11. Which one is the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit?

:shrug:

[DanCa]

8. He wanted to give his real followers a place to gather

admist the scribes and pharisees that use his name and the tv screen.

[Renew Deal]

9. lol

I like it. O8)

[RetroLounge]

10. I thought God was an Atheist?

:shrug:

RL

[Parrcrow]

12. He was tired of spitting coffee all over his morning paper

So, it was either create DU or start smiting.

[Starlight]

21. That explains why George has thus far escaped smiting...

God's spending too much time screwing around online at work. :donut:

[Shell Beau]

13. He felt sorry for us dems and wanted us

to have a place of our own! :)

[bridgit]

14. she created du to keep progressives from taking over the world...

no wait, that was beer :rofl: http://www.montalk.net

[Tsiyu]

15. I thought it was K.B.

learnt something new ever' day on DU- proof of Intelligent Design if there ever wuz enny!

[In_The_Wind]

16. DU and beer are both excellent creations ...

proving once again that 2 out of 3 ain't bad ...

[KamaAina]

17. Because the FReepers have grievously offended Her

and vengeance, She saith, shall be Hers!

[underpants]

19. as the prophecies foretold

:yoiks: