Bush Nominates Sock for Supreme Court

[RobertSeattle]

"Over the past three months, this sock has built a stellar record of accomplishment in the keeping my feet warm and dry. This sock has been a model of service to my feet and my toes. I've known the sock for short walks and long – it has always been loyal to me and my feet. I know the sock’s character – it is made of good stretchy cotton – hopefully Texas Cotton – heh heh. The sock shares my philosophy that socks should strictly keep your feet warm and dry, and not try to be a shirt or a pair of slacks."

[MalibuChloe]

1. but like his other nominees...

the sock is dirty and full of holes. :hippie:

[RobertSeattle]

2. And Bush's response would be...

"The fact the sock is dirty means it is a work sock - a sock that has been around the block and know what hard work is. Sames goes for the holes - they show character. I know this sock's holes and they are good holes."

[graywarrior]

3. .

[hfojvt]

4. and he says with a straight face

"This sock is the most qualified to be on the Supreme Court. If it was not, I would not have nominated it."