Best lines from Animal House.

[maveric]

1.Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

2.Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: Is he bigger than me?

3.Dean Vernon Wormer: Then as this moment they're on Double SECRET Probation!

4.Babs: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

5.Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder. He's pre-med

6.Dean Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

7.John 'Bluto' Blutarsky: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain.Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.

8.Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up -- you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it!

[miss_kitty]

1. It goes something like this

"Guess what I am! A ZIT!!!!!11!!!11!!"

[democracyindanger]

2. And I tell you,

I had a boner...

(If you're not paying attention, you'll miss it)