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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 06:39 PM
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"I have a BOMB in my mouth!" - "I'll be the judge of that", says robot.


TUCSON - An Army sergeant based at Fort Huachuca walked into a bank Monday, his mouth covered in duct tape, and presented a note saying he had a bomb in his mouth, police said.

Sgt. Jeffry Leon Lewis Jr., 33, was arrested after the 9:30 a.m. incident at a Wells Fargo bank branch in Tucson. Police found no explosives in his mouth, backpack, vehicle or on the grounds around the bank, Tucson police Sgt. Mark Robinson said.

As the drama unfolded, Claudia Martinez, 35, were sitting in the next-door McDonald's with her husband.

Police rushed in and ordered them to leave.

"They were saying this man was very mad, he had a bomb in his mouth," Claudia said. "When they said it was a bomb threat I got goose bumps all over."

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1004bomb.html

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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 06:43 PM
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1. Does it floss for him, too?
Just wonderin' if the manufacturer of the robot sees a new revenue stream, mobile dental exams..
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 06:45 PM
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2. Is it wrong to see something somewhat sexual happening in this pic?
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 06:46 PM
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3. You should try that. Only say the bomb is up your ass.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 06:49 PM
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4. Oh no! Once is enough.
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 06:51 PM
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5. I think many of us are all too aware whose ass the bomb is in
:cry:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 06:52 PM
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6. Yours?
To what are you referring to as "the bomb"?
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 06:53 PM
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7. Your ass is the bomb.
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