The Onion: "Please Stop Screaming At Me", by GE Model 19GT270

[nickgutierrez]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41255&rss=1

By GE Model 19GT270

Sir, I realize that you were enraged by the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina as it was broadcast into your home. And I fully understand and share your hatred of that ever-present playgirl heiress who seems to have no greater purpose than to acquire things and expose her genitalia. However, I must remind you that I neither create nor condone the images that I project.

Sir, no one is arguing with you. Terrell Owens should have caught that pass, Room Raiders insults your intelligence, and the central players on Growing Up Gotti are abominations, to be sure. I do not dispute any of your points, but rather the actions you have taken to express them.

:rofl:

EDIT - included byline, an important part of the joke

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

1. The Magistrate writes for the Onion?

[nickgutierrez]

2. Well played, Mr. Machiavelli...

(Please don't hurt me. :scared:)

;)

[nickgutierrez]

3. Kick

:kick:

[The Magistrate]

4. That Is A Beautiful Piece, Sir

I read it out loud just for the casence of it: whoever did it is a master of the craft....

[NMMNG]

5. Cute

Growing Up Gotti :puke: --what a waste of videotape and air-time. Those boys have got to the the most narcissistic, spoiled-rotten things I've ever seen.