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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 11:31 PM
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So, my son wants to be a Mom...
:think:

I don't know how to break this to him.
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knowbody0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 11:34 PM
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1. he can borrow my uterus,
:thought:

i want to play rugby
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nemo137 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:15 AM
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2. I was given an honorary uterus by a friend of mine
and act as the mom of my group. Stranger things have happened.
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Frozen Hamster Donating Member (232 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 06:38 AM
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3. A way to break it to him might be
"You can't be a mom, you haven't got a Womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate? Are you going to keep it in a box?!"

For the record I only said it is a way, not a good way.
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 07:16 AM
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4. Sounds like a very nurturing son you have there
He must have a good role model. :)
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 07:51 AM
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5. You need to sit him down and wath "The life of Brian"
In particular the part where they talk about gestation
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Evergreen Emerald Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 07:58 AM
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6. Remind him of the frilly undies he must wear
sorry--no photos.
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