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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:04 AM
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My cat is trying to post on DU with his ass
He keeps walking up and sitting on my laptop keyboard every time I move away from it for a second, and he's typing little nonsense posts with his ass.

I think my cat is a freeper! :o
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:05 AM
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1. Your cat is trying to be helpful.
Why aren't you more grateful? :shrug:
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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:06 AM
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2. True...
His ass posts are probably more intelligent than half the drivel I post. :D
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:07 AM
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3. Blue Angel, I think your posts are fine . . .
but we're all much-improved by our cats. ;)
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:11 AM
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4. I started a thread before I saw this one!



When Cider thinks I've had enough time on the computer and that it's time to give him rubs he'll run in, jump up on my lap, and flop over on his back. If I don't catch him he gets very annoyed and tries it again. If I do catch him he lays there and makes me rub him. If I try to move my hand back to the keyboard he starts nudging it.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:17 AM
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5. Yeah, but does he have catitude?...
...
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 05:26 AM
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7. It would be cat-a-strophic if he didn't. (nt)
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 05:33 AM
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8. "cat-a-strophic "...
...thanks Heidi! You've added another word to my kitty lexicon! As always, you are 'da bomb!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 06:03 AM
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9. Thank you for your kind words, Robeson.
It's nice to be appreciated. The Wiley and Excellent Cat Named Ginger thinks I'm cat-a-tonic. :eyes:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 06:23 AM
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10. OK, wait a minute, slow down, I'm still writing....
...all this down. So far, I've got cat-a-strophic, and now cat-a-tonic. I may need to learn shorthand for all this.... ;-)
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 06:51 AM
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11. I'm say this one slowly: c a t - a - c l y s m i c . ( n t )
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 06:56 AM
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12. LOL!....
...Got it added!
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:33 PM
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15. Cat Mandu?
A nice vacation spot for felines.
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:55 PM
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16. And they can go for a sail on a catamaran
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Love Bug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:33 PM
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17. Ha! Don't be jealous, but I have cat butt magnets on my fridge!
Neener!
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:56 AM
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6. There are some in GD who post with their ass
Alas they are two leggeds...
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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 12:51 PM
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13. .
:rofl:
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 12:53 PM
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14. Oh no, give it a shower right away!
Might shake some sense into it.
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