Post something you find embarrassing about yourself.

[Beware the Beast Man]

If I went shirtless in public, people may turn to stone. :(

[Shell Beau]

1. I am so clumsy. I can trip on a tiny pebble.

[Sugar Smack]

2. I'm clumsy, too!

I snag easily on doorknobs, and I trip over things.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

32. no name no slogan confessing to being clumsy, too, in 3...2...1...

[Sugar Smack]

34. I don't know what you're talking about.

;-)

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

35. I don't know what you're talking about

[Sugar Smack]

36. I never know what you're talking about.

;-) ;-) ;-)

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

37. ...

[Sugar Smack]

38. .....

[no name no slogan]

40. ...

:*

[Sugar Smack]

42. .....

:*

[no name no slogan]

50. counting

the hours... can't wait! :loveya:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

56. ooooooooooooooooh. oh. OK. I get it. Leaving now. You two have fun.

don't mind me. nevermind all that stuff above. okey-dokey, then. I get it. "airplane." yep, missed the sig line. will you be my airplane, too?

[billyskank]

64. Oh my god

You mean you're promised to someone else?

[Sugar Smack]

66. You're such a flirt, billyskank-

You're a red-blooded, hundred-percent, card-carrying, all-account flirt, flirt!

:loveya: :hi: :pals:

I like it!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

46. oh, for the love of GOD, why do you hate our country?

[no name no slogan]

47. you wish.

I'm as elegant and graceful as Barishnikov. :7

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

48. yeah, nice tu-tu. what a coincidence, you posting here.. what're the odds

[no name no slogan]

51. Say, don't you have some kitties to strangle or something?

:)

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

59. FYI I HAVE FOUR CATS, so that really hurt

:spray:

[no name no slogan]

62. lucky stiff. Four cats AND you live

in Chapel Hill. I've only got two cats and I live in St. Paul. :(

[Shell Beau]

45. Me too! I have learned

though that it is best to just go with the fall. If you try to stop the inevitable fall, you are more likely to get injured. If you just go with it, you'll be okay!! ;)

[Sugar Smack]

58. Oh, there you are!

:D

Go with the fall, doll! And with the bumps- did you know that I was the original poster child for the abolition of sharp corners?

It's true! :patriot:

[no name no slogan]

61. Y'know, I could tell a story here...

about having to drive the unfamiliar streets of a certain town, but I'll just shut my trap now. :evilgrin:

[Shell Beau]

63. Sharp corners suck!!

I fell just the other day. I have ceramic tile in my house and my heel of my shoe somehow got caught in one of the cracks in between the two pieces of tile. I fell straight back. I am lucky I didn't hit my head on the sharp corner of the fish aquarium. But I am such a pro at falling that I rarely get hurt anymore! :)

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

68. at least when you land it's on something majestic

[Shell Beau]

69. Hey now that is a good point. But I don't want

to damage its majestic-ness. I could do like J-Lo and insure it!! :evilgrin:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

72. I'll insure it for you. Let's see, 1st I'll have to take lots of close-up

pictures, then test it for butterscotch and traffic....

[Shell Beau]

73. Ha ha ha!

I thought I faxed you a good enough pic yesterday!!!!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

75. you have to be meticulous when you're insuring something of great value

[Shell Beau]

77. You are right!! We will have to set up

an appointment b/c I really need the insurance quick!!

[MissMillie]

3. I've got a lot of scars

mostly on my belly

[no name no slogan]

4. I can't grow a beard to save my life (and I'm a guy)

When I try to, it looks like I never went through puberty. :(

[Celeborn Skywalker]

11. Same here.

I'm 21 and when I do try and grow a goatee or beard it ends up looking very sparse.

[youthere]

19. Well I can grow a beard in an instant.(and I'm a girl)..

Seems I spent half my life tweezing and waxing.

[Lilyhoney]

5. I smoke cigarettes.

I am very embarrassed by this.

[taterguy]

6. too shameful?

I think Laura Ingraham is kinda hot

[Left Is Write]

7. If *I * went shirtless in public, people would point and laugh.

[pdx_prog]

39. I think we need a picture...:)

:hi:

[Left Is Write]

41. ...

:rofl:

I'm thinking "no" on that one. ;)

[pdx_prog]

44. but, but....

oh alright...<kicking dirt>

[GOPisEvil]

76. Erm...I beg to differ.

:hi:

[CornField]

8. I can never shut up - even with foot planted firmly in my mouth

I just keep babbling, trying to correct my previous transgressions, and simply make even worse.

[XNASA]

9. My inseam is 4 inches shorter than my waist size.

Yet only 10 years ago, it was the opposite. :(

[no name no slogan]

14. Don't let gravity get you down

My waist is six inches more than my inseam-- and that's down from 8-10 inches from a year ago. *sigh*

[GOPisEvil]

78. Heh...I've got you beat...my inseam is 8-10 inches less than my waist.

Although...at one point it was about 20" less.

[XNASA]

79. Whoa! You?

No way.

At one time I was a 28-32, now I'm a 34-30. I can see how my waist went from 28 to 34, but how did my inseam shrink by 2 inches????

[GOPisEvil]

80. I was measured for a tux in 1999, waist 50, inseam 29.

Now I'm either a 38/29 or 40/29 depending on the brand and style of pants. In jeans I end up getting 38/30 a lot because 29 is hard to get.

Of course, at my heaviest, I never wore 50 waist pants. I wore 44 or 46 at the most.

[Neshanic]

101. 6'2" and 30 inseam. I feel the pain.

[cssmall]

10. There are oh so many.

I'm clumsy as can be and injury prone. Not to mention, I analyze everything in regards to culture.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. My collection of Nobels and Pulitzers and Medals of Honor

I'm always embarrassed when people come over and see them on the wall.

[NNadir]

43. Maybe if you dusted them once in a while...

Also if you collect too much of this stuff, it looks cluttered.

Next time around tell those Nobel people just to send the check and dispense with the medals and plaques.

[SarahB]

13. I use promises of...

certain favors in an attempt to get my boyfriend to clean my bathrooms before I get home.
It had better sparkle by the way. :spank:

:yoiks:

[StopTheMorans]

18. by "certain favors", do you mean that he gets to wear the belly cast?

:shrug:

[Blue-Jay]

23. I just peed.

[SarahB]

29. What's the point of that?

That has to do with a remembrance of my baby and my pregnancy. That doesn't even make sense. :eyes:

[StopTheMorans]

53. well, in the area that I'm originally from (Western New York), and, in the

area in which I currently live, we refer to it as a "joke".

[Magrittes Pipe]

82. self-delete

I meant to reply to the OP.

[Pale Blue Dot]

97. I got here too late to clean the bathrooms.

Guess I'm sleeping on the couch tonight. :cry:

[JimmyJazz]

15. I can't do math in my head.

:(

And, if I went shirtless in public, people may also turn to stone. :(

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

26. just kidding in post 20

I can't actually do math in my head

[billyskank]

55. Ah, who needs to do math in their head?

That's what god gave us calculators for! Anyway, these days no-one can do arithmetic in their heads, because schools don't teach kids how to do it any more! Pretty soon if you can recite your seven times table they'll burn you at the stake for being a witch, or something. :crazy:

As for the shirtless thing, I have no experience of course, but I really doubt it... :pals:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

16. I think Misunderestimator might have scolded me this morning.

[Misunderestimator]

17. I think dmsRoar might have scalded me this morning.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

20. at least we can do math in our heads

:toast:

[johnnie]

21. I'm so bad with directions

I get lost going up steps.

[HEyHEY]

22. I get this one really long hair

That grows off the top of my earlobe... I snip it once a week.

[NorthernSpy]

24. I still have difficulty distinguishing left from right...

... but it's better than it used to be. Until I was about 14, I couldn't figure out which direction was which at all!

:blush:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

49. hey me too

[johnnie]

70. I still have to put my hand to my heart really fast

To figure out which way is right and which is left. I'm 41..lol.

[u4ic]

94. And here I thought I was the only one!

L/R, and seen/saw...

Can't figure out any of those. :silly:

[devilgrrl]

25. I have a complexion that NASA is considering sending manned spacecraft to.

How embarrassing is that?

[blondeatlast]

99. Me too, and I'm in my forties. My face is dry as a bone but

I have acne.

Yuck.

[DanCa]

27. I think I may have been using the abdominezer in the reverse

can i sue charlene tilton?

[DanCa]

31. I also have a bad habit of playing my harmonica upside down on the first

song . Hey I just started playing.

[AlCzervik]

28. i never, ever go barefoot or wear sandals because i have

the worlds ugliest feet.

[Fox Mulder]

30. I'm clumsy.

Last week at food service, I was climing the stairs to go sit down to eat (I was holding a tray full of food and beverages), and I tripped on one of the steps and spilled both glasses of my chocolate milk all over the place. I did it in front of 700 or so students.

That was embarrassing. :blush:

[Name removed]

33. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[MissHoneychurch]

52. I am dropping things quite often

gravity is a powerful force :D

[no name no slogan]

65. Don't let gravity get you down

(the saying on a T-shirt I bought for a friend a few years ago) :D

[bearfan454]

54. I'm fat.

Too fat.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

57. I am so very naive....it is truly embarrassing when I don't get what

the rest of you worldly types get......*sigh*



:blush:

[Greyhound]

60. Too well endowed. Oh sure everybody thinks it's so great

but the reality is very limiting. :shrug:

[Kali]

103. Since 6h grade - I know what you mean

rarely have eye contact with new people. Not so bad now that the rest of me has become as well endowed, but back when all but that was thin - jeez

[redqueen]

67. My fingernails are all wonky.

They bend and curl in odd directions.

[jeff30997]

71. My penis is too big !

:(

[XNASA]

74. I hate people who wear t-shirts that say "Fuckers" or "Fuck"....

Oh wait. That's nothing to be embarrassed about.

Nevermind.

[jane_pippin]

81. I have no depth perception so I run into doors all the time, and

thanks to my Greek heritage there's not enough Nair on the planet for me. (Anyone who's read the book Middlesex will understand what I mean.)

[blondeatlast]

100. Me too. It's especially bad at night. It can be quite painful. nt

[Magrittes Pipe]

83. I am getting married next week.

I am so ashamed. :cry:

[Trigger Hippie]

84. I am a very hairy girl...

:blush:

[eyesroll]

85. That I bothered to copy and paste part of Southwest's contract of carriage

for someone who won't read it anyway...:eyes:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

86. I'm going to miss getting yelled at, too

[cassandra uprising]

87. I haven't posted in months.

I am ashamed.

:hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

88. hey cassandra

i accidentally posted your pic the other day :hi:

[cassandra uprising]

91. Hey lady!

:bounce: :hi: :bounce: :loveya: :bounce:

I neglected to respond to your post. I'd sure as hell date you, if I wasn't married that is.
:blush:

How's doing?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

92. i am doing ok...and ofcourse CONGRATULATIONS!

[Magrittes Pipe]

90. Congrats, you.

:toast:

[cassandra uprising]

93. Thanks!

Soon you too will meet my fate.

:bounce:

How's the fam?

[Jara sang]

89. The enormity of my member is embarrassing...

Look away, I'm hideous.

[LaurenG]

95. roflmao

lucky you. What part of the country do you live in? :rofl: I am sure that there are plenty of people here who would love to comfort you.

[tigereye]

96. I am messy!

oh well.

[El Fuego]

98. I have a vestigial tail

Not really. I just wanted to say "vestigial."

[greblc]

102. I'm" Robin Williams " Hairy....

and hot wax scares me.