Would you have been a Nazi?

[charlie and algernon]

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926


The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.



hmm, methinks that i would've done more than just leave. gimmie a gun and Hitler's dead.

[billyskank]

1. Permission to be serious for a moment

but we can't know what we would have done under those circumstances. Yes, we all like to think that we would have stood up to them, but however bad we may think things are right now, the brownshirts are not at our door.

[Shell Beau]

5. You are absolutely right!

I know that I would have wanted to be the one that stood up against the hate, but I can't say what I would have done then. And I will never know either. It is easy to say what you would have done now, but there is no way to really put yourself in that situation.

[neweurope]

21. Thank you. It seems to be established knowledge now that almost

anybody could be a nazi. And nobody knows how he'll react until the time comes.

Nobody even knows how he would react in any kind of emergency. I have a friend who stayed in a hotel one night when the fire alarm went off. He hates himself to this day for having had no thought of "women and children first".

--------------

Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

22. If I was actually caught in German and couldn't leave, I would have

- I like to think so - joined the Resistance. On the otherhand, I would have tried to leave way before that time. Then I probably would have *tried to* join the U.S. military.

[SOteric]

24. Sadly too true.

Fear for ourselves and those we love can drive us to do thing we might feel less than honourable.

Most of the citizens of Germany during the rise of Nazism were not particularly aware of the more horrendous acts being committed in their country. They likely had no idea how far less than honourable their simple contributions evil.

[XemaSab]

32. You think not?

Hey, let's go take over another country just because their leader looked at ours funny!

[billyskank]

52. What's that supposed to mean?

You think then that 1930s Germany really was just populated with murderous psychopaths? And equally, nowadays it is not? How could that have happened.

Anyway, surely you must have noticed that your country and mine just did go and take over another country, for very ignoble reasons. And since your country just re-elected your leader, and mine just re-elected ours, you could argue that our countrymen largely approve of this action. :(

[XemaSab]

75. I'm saying that

(to very badly paraphrase) the worst crime is when good people stand by and do nothing.

I don't think the US is, by and large, that different from 1930's Germany.

Last night I was reading "God's Politics" and in it Wallis quotes someone as saying (also badly paraphrased) "Israel is strong, but we don't know we're strong. We think we're victims, and that absolves us of responsibility for wrongdoing."

I think you can say something similar about the US after sept 11th: "We were attacked, and that gives us the moral high ground, however we choose to respond."

I wasn't saying that you're a nazi, just that there are uncomfortable historical parallells between then and now.

[ZombieNixon]

2. The Expatriate

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Followed by this nice little picture of Einstein!

[Lady Freedom]

3. Der Widerstand

The Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

[WCGreen]

16. You go girl....

I would have left... Expatriot...

[Lady Freedom]

4. kick

:kick:

[Shell Beau]

6. Very unfortunate but probably the truth!!

The Everyday German
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

:cry:

[Debi]

9. We're in the same boat

I don't know that I could have forgiven myself, and I hope that I'm able to stand up to authority if need be! :hug:

[Shell Beau]

11. I know! I could never forgive myself if I

was part of something as horrific as that. I am glad I wasn't born then. :hug:

[MissHoneychurch]

64. same here

and I have to admit that I am even German, living in Germany. But I keep thinking to myself that I would have done something, like hiding people. I don't know though.

[MN ChimpH8R]

7. Expat here

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[kick-ass-bob]

8. 38, 4, 33% respectfully. Expatriate.

[bridgit]

10. The Expatriate ~

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[radwriter0555]

50. As an Expatriate, I would have left the country, and I DID! Wow, good test

lol!

It says I'm a wee bit passive though.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[NuttyFluffers]

60. expat in training, here....

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic

k, you found me out... my secret shame... i'm intolerant of bigots. :( and blindly patriotic to my delicious american junkfood. i can't help myself. :popcorn: :donut: :hide:

[xmas74]

12. I had the same response(different percentages).

I took it a week or so ago.

[hyphenate]

13. Not a Nazi

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[sakabatou]

18. Same

[Devra]

14. expat

what a relife, although being jewish I doubt that I would be a NAZI even if I were more brainwashworthy

[eyepaddle]

15. Expatriate

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.



I do kinda wonder how I wound up 40% antitolerant?!?!?

[rockymountaindem]

17. Yay! I made it into the resistance!

I'm surprised. The way the test was going I thought they were going to put me in the "ordinary German" category because I said I'd be willing to serve and die for my country, but that I'm largely skeptical of people in power. Oh well, glad to be in the resistance B-)

On edit:

Evidently it is possible to get a score of "Adolf Hitler" if you put in all the answers you'd expect a real Nazi to make. :scared:

[AlienGirl]

61. Lucky! I ended up as Expat...

Now I'm wondering what in me makes my first response get-the-hell-outta-there instead of stand and fight...

Tucker

[rockymountaindem]

66. I think the resistance

equals tolerance + patriotism. If you're a nice person but not very patriotic, then the quiz says you'd just up and leave. If, on the other hand, you're a nice person who really loves your country, then you get into the resistance.

[Maddy McCall]

19. The Expat: 0% blindly patriotic.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 0% blindly patriotic

[Crazy Guggenheim]

20. Hey let's get some guns!! God Bless America.

The Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

[Lady Freedom]

30. A brother in arms!

COOL!:yourock:

[ohiosmith]

23. expat

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[charlie and algernon]

25. kick

[wildhorses]

26. expatriate

15% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, 28% blindly patriotic
would not have been a NAZI...
interesting, given the fact that my greatgrandparents did INDEED immigrate to Canada before WWII and BECAUSE of Hitler's politics...

[LaurenG]

27. The Expatriate

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Atlas Mugged]

28. This is a direct reflection of how I feel now about the current regime

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 0% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[u4ic]

29. Yet another expat

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[blackcatpgh]

31. i didn't expect to be so "patriotic"

another expat here:

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Left_Winger]

33. The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 0% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[LSK]

34. The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

[MrScorpio]

35. The Expatriate

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

I agree wholeheartedly

[deadparrot]

36. Expatriate.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[petronius]

37. I'm a Foot Soldier

apparently I have a previously-unknown hunger for violence that this test was able to identify...

C'mon now, people, I can't be the only one who got an embarrassing result - 'fess up!

[entanglement]

39. see my result

:rofl:

[UncleSepp]

72. If you think that's embarrasing, I have a story for you... [n/t]

[entanglement]

38. hahahaha I'm Der Kommandant

rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

my "photo"



rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[petronius]

41. D'oh! Sick,twisted, values and superior intelligence!

And you're a snappy dresser, too...

[Starlight]

40. Expatriate

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[bigwillq]

42. The Expatriate

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Fox Mulder]

43. The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic

[Giant Robot]

44. Again being serious for a moment

Anyone remember Dr. Stanley Milgram's experiments in social psychology? We should all be familiar with them before we go slapping ourselves on the backs for being above the average Germans back in the '30's.

[charlie and algernon]

45. that's the stanford Prison experiment, right?

yeah, that's some pretty scary stuff. I guess we can only hope we can hold onto our principles.

[Giant Robot]

46. No that was something different

but that was a good example too of what can happen within the realm of human behavior.

[charlie and algernon]

47. So what did Dr. Stanley do?

i'm curious now.

[Giant Robot]

48. Google him

I have to go now, and trying to explain it will take some time.

[liontamer]

53. he showed that people were willing to press a button

that would shock a person to death for doing badly at a task if someone in authority told them they had to keep going.

People were so disturbed by the experience that it is now considered unethical to run an experiment in which the subjects are shown to be capable of such things.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

55. The problem in that film was they didn't show that many people

did not keep pushing the button. That's who we are!

[ofrfxsk]

49. The Expatriate 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patr

18. How many languages are you fluent in?
A. 1 or less

How in the world do you speak less than one language? The only person I know who fits that is our beloved pres.

[RPM]

51. Ex Pat - but i scored 68% intolerant....

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Dr Fate]

54. I would like to think I would have reacted just like I have in this era.

n/t

[everythingsxen]

56. So, I would have been a Nazi.

:shrug:
Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.


You scored higher than 33% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 87% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 82% on patriotic

Meh. I bet I never would have made General... probably been stuck as a Lieutenant Colonel.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

58. Are you sure not more like ......

[AlienGirl]

65. Hmmm...

What does that mean for our relationship? :scared:

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

82. It means....

...well you know exactly what it means! *shakes fist*

[UncleSepp]

73. Hey, maybe the test ISN'T broken...

I'll fight you on the asshole list. We can arm wrestle! Just... no footraces, ok?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

57. The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[AlienGirl]

59. Well, they didn't have "would have been killed by the Nazis"

So I ended up as an Expatriate. In the question about organized religion, there should have been an option for "Organized? My synagogue?"

On edit: my results: You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic

Tucker

[Solon]

62. OK, don't laugh at me...

I don't know how to answer question 13, asking if everybody's racist, I am, but its AGAINST my own race, I don't like white people as a general rule, and I'm white, so, racist in the traditional sense or no? Took one of those "subconscience" tests and came back as prefering black people over white, plus I know about my prejudice against white people, most I know are racist assholes, so I assume most are truly that way.

[Shell Beau]

67. Why do you hate white people?

You shouldn't group racist whites with all whites.

[Solon]

70. Because I am one...

Look, I'm one tick shy of the "Master Race" stupidity, my only "fault" as it were is green eyes. I live in a county that is 98.3% white and major(only?) source of growth is white flight. Lived here all my life, and I would say that 95% of all white people here are racists. Considering that this is Missouri, you should see the amount of Confederate Battle Flags and other shit we see around here. A double insult for my family right there, but EVERYTIME I get to know a white person around here, they start saying shit like: "Those damn n*ggers/k*kes/jap/chink/slants, etc." Why the hell would I want to be around them?

[Sugar Smack]

63. Here was my result- The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[no name no slogan]

74. Expatriate too

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[seemunkee]

68. Expat

My mom-in-law was in the partisans. If you met her today you wouldn't think she went through it. Her family left their village the night before the Nazis rounded everyone up. Spent her teen years helping tend the wounded in a partisan camp.

[Qibing Zero]

69. Well, I'm the flaw in the system.

The Swine
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic
Sie sind ein Schwein! You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda, and (3) you probably don't have the bloodlust. But you would've appreciated the Party, because you liked how they cleaned out the .

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis. Sorry




Here's the problem - all of that intolerance had to have come from the questions about national pride and views on the people in power, of which I have never been in a situation where I could trust any of that. I of course have no problem with anyone based on race, etc, though... The small % of blind patriotism probably comes from the fact I am (I answered minimal!) proud of my greek heritige.

I'm really not sure how it ended up that way in the end, because I don't even know what it's like to be indifferent. ;)

[UncleSepp]

71. Whew, well that's a relief...

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

That is, assuming that the me who would have been in Germany in the 30's would have been anything like the me that is in the US in the present day... not always a good assumption to make!

[ExChickenFarmer]

76. I should not have taken this test...

It seemed kind of fun...until I got my results :(

ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in
Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any
worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

No, I'm not a police officer.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

77. Welcome to DU anyways!!

[UncleSepp]

78. Oh geez, there goes the neighborhood!

Welcome to DU anyway... :toast:

[AlienGirl]

80. Aw, we love ya anyways

:hug:

Tucker

[MrSlayer]

79. Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)

You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

[Jamastiene]

81. Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Lethe]

83. "Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism..."

"at least it's an ethos."

Expatriate here. The only thing I like about the Nazis were their uniforms. They looked slick.