How to invade Canada

[underpants]

Step one-don't wear a shirt. Extensive research shows that the first thing Cannucks do is try to pull their opponent's shirt over their head. So this will confuse them.

Step two- get one of these.



Most any red light will do. When one of these go off they automatically start jumping around and swilling Molson or Labatts beer. This is a great distractor.

Step three- well actually there is no step three. The first two steps pretty much cover it.

You only have to get about 10 miles inside their border and then turn around. We will have them surrounded.

Good luck and God's speed.

[underpants]

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no invading Candada today huh? Oh okay (shoulders drop as he walks off skulking)

[u4ic]

6. Hey, I'm all for it

now where is this Candada?

[Sabriel]

2. Tell them the invasion is "Steeped!"

Then I bet they'll go for it.

[dolo amber]

3. If you click on my profile

you'll see my hobby is invading Poland. Unfortunately that leaves me little time to futz with our drunken neighbors to the north. :(

Have fun with that, though! :hi:

[HEyHEY]

4. We'll just take our name off the map and you won't be able to find us

[cassandra uprising]

5. set and serve

good form, my dear, good form.

:thumbsup:

[underpants]

7. That's not funny

Hey, who said that?

[gizmo1979]

8. Dam Canadians.

[ragin_acadian]

9. you have some good points.

here is my idea: nerve agents + tim hortons

we'd have the bastards in no time.