I HATE LITTLE KIDS... I am thinking of pulling out...

[matcom]

as requested (guess this makes #5 - that's probably enough) :D

[Misunderestimator]

1. Finally! Now my day is complete! I'm leaving DU...

to get my stitches out.... :hi:

[Pithlet]

2. Yeah, that will ensure you won't have any.

Works every time :)

[cassandra uprising]

3. the thread was locked before I had a chance to say

:rofl:

:snarfbeeroutofnose:

:loveya: :hi:

and where were you about five hours ago?

[LynneSin]

4. I'm sure your mom & dad were thinking the same exact thing!!

*SNAP*

:pals:

[DS1]

5. Good thing you and the Mrs. implemented that nightly nut-kicking regimen

just as a precautionary measure :hi:

[matcom]

6. she keeps TELLING me its just a 'scooter'

steel-toed boots are NOT necessary (so she says)

[DS1]

7. No, steel toed boots are strong enough to cause retro-active damage

and one day your kids - even if they are adopted - could wake up with some chromosomal imbalance. I wouldn't fuck with it.

[Chicken Girl]

8. Pulling out doesn't work.

Get thee some condoms. ;)

[In_The_Wind]

9. Daddy!

[cssmall]

10. Thank (insert deity name here) that you are going to do that.

Because I'm sure that the world couldn't stand another ass on crack running up and down stairs!