It's "Being-Hit-On-the-Head" lessons in here...

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*Bonk*

[burrowowl]

1. Bu$h

really doesn't have a head to hit. This is only allegorical.

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2. *BonK*

[Wonder_Cow]

3. what a silly concept!

look here! I came here for an argument!

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5. *Bonk*

Then go down the hall.

I told you, it's being-hit-on-the-head lessons here.

*Bonk*

[SOteric]

4. Lesson 1

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7. *duck*

*bonk*

heh heh... Gotchya!

[SOteric]

6. Lesson 2

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8. Cute.

*bonk*

[SOteric]

9. Lesson 3

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10. *boink*

Whoops...

Uh, KCDem, I meant *bonk*

Yeah, that's the ticket!

[SOteric]

11. Lesson 4

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12. Hey, who's teaching the class here?

*bonk*

[SOteric]

13. Lesson 5

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16. man, how many of those do you have?

*boink bonk*

[On the Road]

14. Excuse Me, I'm Looking for The Argument Clinic

Is that in General Discussion? All I ever hear there is "did too," "did not," "did too," "did not"....

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18. NO!!! *bonk*

[AquariDem]

15. I could use one right about now

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19. *bonk*

[AquariDem]

26. oh yeahhhhh, give me some more

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29. *bonk*

[AquariDem]

31. more, more, don't stop now

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32. *swish* *crack*

*swish* *crack*

[AquariDem]

33. harder dammit

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34. Um, this is being-hit-on-the-head lessons.

Not some freaky S&M thing.

:P

[AquariDem]

35. I never thought having my skull cracked

could feel so incredible!

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36. That's rather a large scalp wound

Maybe we should take a break, and check for concussion...

[AquariDem]

38. *droooooooooooooooool*...wha?...agbfjhtjhbnzzz...

....................???

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39. Ah, what the hell...

*Bonkity bonkity bonk bonk bonk*

[AquariDem]

40. ..................i...love...w.........................

............he........god.............

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41. Here, knock yourself out.

Oh, I see you already did...

[AquariDem]

42. (collapses)

[SOteric]

17. Lesson 6

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22. Oh, wise guy, eh?

*poik*

[SOteric]

20. Lesson 7

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23. Now you're stretching...

*bonk*

[Lefta Dissenter]

21. and, of course,

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24. That's gonna leave a mark...

*bonk*

[SOteric]

25. Lesson 8

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27. Now, that's *not* a proper hit to the head!

[SOteric]

28. And last, but not least: Lesson 9

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30. I shoulda saved my reply #22 for this one.

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

[A HERETIC I AM]

37. "Ow!" no no,it's Whaaah!" Try it again

::;bonk::: WHOA! No no...Hold your head like this and say "Whaah!"
::;bonk::: WHAAA! NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT!"