What is the name of the ABC After-School Special based on your life?

[JimmyJazz]

me: I Was a Teen-aged Nobody

:)

[bertha katzenengel]

1. So Your Mom Committed Suicide . . .

Black humor is my favorite kind.

[usedtobesick]

2. mine would have been

The Dork...

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. You People Are Artless, Ignorant Fucks: Rabrrrrrr's Genocide

and the World's 100,000 Years Struggle Rebuilding.

[TheProphetess]

4. Sex, lies, and videotape

Just kidding. ;)

[JimmyJazz]

7. No you aren't. Me Likey!

:D

[TheProphetess]

10. Hee hee

:evilgrin:

[Gothic Sponge]

5. The kid that sold his sister to pimps

:silly:

[democracyindanger]

6. The Middle Kid Is The Sanest Kid

[JimmyJazz]

9. The rest are Freepers, aren't they?

[democracyindanger]

17. Well, certainly ripe for the pickin'

:P

[Aristus]

8. Nice Guys Finish First.

A heartwarming After School Special about how an awkward social misfit got the girl of his dreams and became a smooth society charmer.

[FuzzySlippers]

11. I Can't Play Kickball For Shit.

[ghostsofgiants]

12. How Not To Get Noticed: The Primate1 Story

If not completely satisfied, please return for a title of equal or greater self-deprecation.

[JimmyJazz]

14. I love you. I know that means diddly squat at the moment, but

I would have thought you were the cat's pajamas :D

[miss_kitty]

13. I was too stoned to watch those things

Or I was watching the music programs

[JimmyJazz]

15. That's a great title! You worked hard for that one, didn't you?

[miss_kitty]

20. probably

:P

[Scoots]

16. The Living Ken Doll. For overseas release, the title was changed to....

The Really Smart and Unoffensive White-Looking Minority Who Will Put Up With Your Emotional Baggage Without Demanding To Get Into Your Pants.

[JimmyJazz]

18. Nu-uh! Fer real?

:P

[Scoots]

21. Figuratively speaking, of course.

I am fully functional, but for some reason women treat me like their gay male friend. The instant they find out I'm hetero they try to set me up with the friend with the "good personality."

Lord knows I'm not the only guy who has to put up with this.

[Redstone]

19. Lessons From a Life: Don't Ride the Skid.

Redstone

[WCGreen]

22. Trapped....

A liberal trapped in a sea of renecks....

Who smoked pot...

And always bought it from Trapped....

Who made a lot of money....

[Wapsie B]

23. That one works for me too.

:)

[trackfan]

24. The Last of the Curlews

[CanuckAmok]

25. "Give Up Now and Beat the Rush!"

[driver8]

26. Why Can't Mikey Walk Straight?

Because of too many beers and bong hits maybe??

Those days have been over for awhile...if I drink two beers now I get buzzed.

[dback]

27. Had a deeply committed following amongst the Lunatic Fringe

I was so far out at my high school, in some circles I was almost "in." :) (But maybe that's wishful thinking.)

I started out Brian Krakow ("My So-Called Life"), and by the end I had a definite streak of Steve Hyde ("That 70's Show"). Same hair, too.

[fortyfeetunder]

28. Girlfriend, you are such a geek!

A less than attractive teenager decides the best place for her is in the algebra book.

[Kire]

29. Mom Hates Us; And She's Cheap Too!

I wrote this on the wall when I was 12, and my mom brought it up years later at the dinner table at her mother-in-law's 80th birthday party. The next day I was in the mental hospital.