SOMEBODY HELP ME QUICK!

[Horse with no Name]

My tinfoil hat is too tight!!:tinfoilhat:
:rofl:

[clydefrand]

1. Whoa, Horse! Loosen up.

[Kali]

2. WD 40

or crisco

[benburch]

3. If you have fillings...

Never chew your tinfoil hat!

[Horse with no Name]

6. yikes!

A couple of years ago I had all my mercury laden metal fillings pulled and replaced with porcelain ones. However, I am sure those are gonna kill me too when they finally tell us what is in those.:)
My grandmother had a penchant for REAL silverware...even for everyday use.
I stuck one of those in my mouth and almost went through the roof...can't imagine chewing tinfoil.:scared:

[cynatnite]

15. Still have my mercury fillings...

There are two from way back in the 70s. Is there a shelf life on these? :)

[Jackpine Radical]

7. Jeez I hate it

when I do that.

[Infomaniac]

4. Try the Glad Press 'N Seal

Makes for a more comfortable personal fit and it still protects you against Freak Republic propoganda.

[cynatnite]

5. Try a crowbar

:rofl:

[sendero]

8. Repeat..

... "single bullet theory" 10 times and look to the East.

[maine_raptor]

9. Unscrew clockwise

Always Left to Right, remember Left to Right.

[bonito]

10. Mine too, I just want to take it off

But I'm holding on to it just in case.

[skids]

11. Next time use a steel wool afro instead n/t

[Ready4Change]

12. OMG! Intense Magnetic Rays have been known to shrink tin foil!

"They" are obviously onto you and are trying to use your only means of defense against you! The FIENDS!

[bleever]

13. Try some Liquid Wench.

Whoops, that's for something else...

I meant "Liquid Wrench".


:blush:

[Mist]

14. When you DO manage to get your hat off, perhaps you could exhange it

for one of the stylish and comfortable numbers featured at this site:
http://www.ericisgreat.com/tinfoilhats/

[stillcool]

16. Lefty-Loosey....

righty-tighty

[Incitatus]

17. Try this

They way I see it there is only one logical solution for your predicament.
You must pour a bowl of melted cheese over your hat and then crawl down into a sewer and let the rats chew it off.