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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 12:33 AM
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The Joke of the Day....
There was this 9-year-old kid, who, on advice of a social worker, went to court to divorce his abusive Mom and Dad. After displaying black eyes and bruises in various stages of healing he told the judge about repeated beatings. Said he wanted to live a secure life with someone who would not beat him.

The sympathetic judge suggested he move in with his grandparents, but the youngster said no, they were even worse. They used baseball bats.

How about aunts or uncles? No, they were all mean and beat their own children with hockey sticks. He wouldn't live with any of them.

Finally the judge gave the young man until Tuesday to choose someone he could live with.

Tuesday morning the verdict came down. The youngster would move in with the Green Bay Packers because they don't beat anybody
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 12:37 AM
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1. Oh, that one HURTS!
And I'm not even a Green Bay Packers fan!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 07:16 PM
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2. kick
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