Matcom's Brain Stolen, Injected Into DS1 To Make Him Run Faster

[LynneSin]

Matcom's Brain Stolen, Injected Into DS1 To Make Him Run Faster

THE Democratic Underground administration has said they would investigate allegations that a DU lounge lizard stole parts from Matcom's brains so they could be injected into DS1 to make him run faster.

The worker who does nothing but post in the Lounge Section of DU reportedly stole pituitary glands, found at the base of Matcom's brain, because the hormones they contain govern growth stimulation and could stimulate DS1.

The claims, made by another DU Lounge Lizards, appeared in a report in the DU Daily.

But Du Administration Skinner said health department officials were "totally unaware of the allegations".

"The health scientific services branch is undertaking an urgent investigation into the allegations including interviews with employees and formal searches of departmental records," Skinner said. "Plus it's Matcom - can we even prove anything exists inside that skull?"

"The DUer who appears to be the subject of these allegations has been interviewed and has categorically denied them."

The DUers at the centre of the allegations, who agreed to the investigation, was also accused of keeping the stitches of Misunderestimator and the drip bags attached to Lounge Lizards who for some bizarre reason liked drip bags attached to them.

[kick-ass-bob]

1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Excellent copycat work!!

:applause:

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology.

[LynneSin]

3. What would that be? The $6.99 man

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[underpants]

4. Brain?

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[LynneSin]

5. Hey, Skinner questioned it

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