I'm a Swedish-Canadian leftwing hetero sexual male,are there any others?

[Swede]

I love hockey. blah blah blah. Really though, is there any others out here. By others I mean Western Canadian men that I can have a beer with and not have to explain my love of women, socialism,and hockey.

[joemurphy]

1. Are you openly heterosexual? (Step back, kids!)

Are you pushing some kind of heterosexual agenda?

[Swede]

6. I think I am being oppressed by the powers that be.

The man.

[BuelahWitch]

2. Do you fool around?

Swedish guys are cute...

[Swede]

9. I am six foot tall, and I never fool around.

One woman man,I cannot imagine any other way to live.

[jazzjunkysue]

3. Can I have your phone number?

:evilgrin:

[karlrschneider]

4. You might be one of a kind.

:D

[Redstone]

5. Seems like there should be lots of others like you in Canada.

I'd suspect at least 1% of the total population, from the way you describe yourself.

Maybe 5% if you expand the Swedish part to include other Scandinavians.

Maybe not in Quebec or the Maritimes, but in the western provinces I'd think you'd be about typical, eh?

Redstone

[Swede]

7. I am sorry Redstone,but I only have interests in women.

I am very touched by your interest however.

[Redstone]

10. Huh? I didn't realize that your post was a "personal ad."

Though I have the excuse that I'm quite weary tonight, and therefore a little slow on the uptake.

If you're looking for a woman, I'll ask Mr R to ask her cousin in Montreal to see what she can come up with for you. Lots and lots of good-looking women in that city.

Redstone

[Swede]

11. I am pulling your leg Redstone.

I have had many late night talks with you over the years and I didn't think I had to exlain a joke. I love you man.

[Redstone]

12. Must be because I'm so tired. Though, to be honest, I really do

have a tendency to be oblivious, and rather frequently at that.

Surprised, actually, that you haven't had to explain a joke to me before, so don't feel bad about it.

I have to get some sleep one of these days.

Redstone

[NNN0LHI]

8. When did you come out of the closet with your heterosexuality?

How did your parents handle it?

Don

[Swede]

13. They were OK with it.

They thought it was a "phase", or I was exprimenting. I told them, "I made a choice,and you have to accept me."

[Telly Savalas]

14. Oh, it's you? START WEARING A FUCKING VISOR!!!!!

Or are you not the Swedish-Canadian I'm thinking of?