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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:08 AM
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I woke up this morning and my adrenal gland had been removed!
:wow:

This is bad, folks. Someone is stealing DUer organs to make some sort of hideous creature.

Don't say you weren't warned.

:hi:
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:16 AM
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1. were there chemtrails over your house when you woke up?
THEY're watching you, man :scared:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:18 AM
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3. no, but the HAARP signals were unusually strong this morning
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:17 AM
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2. I bet they were injected into DS1 to stimulate him to run faster
I just know it. WHO is the DU organ thief!
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:19 AM
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6. I suspect Dolo Amber
her and Hedges are into some creepy stuff
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:18 AM
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4. Oh I'm sorry, did you still want that?
:shrug:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:19 AM
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7. it was you???!!!???
:wow:

I am shocked, I tells you!
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:28 AM
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16. I needed it to round out my organ collection.
Sorry... :shrug:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 09:05 AM
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21. oooh, a collector
sounds classy :D
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:19 AM
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5. I hate when that happens....
And incidentally, a new Kirsten Dunst movie is about to open...

Coincidence, I thinknot....
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:19 AM
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8. That is weird b/c I woke up this morning
and my voice box was gone!!! :shrug: What is going on?
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:23 AM
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11. I am thinking
someone is making a weird, freakish mutant creature from our stolen organs
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 09:00 AM
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19. Maybe it is a superior mutant. Maybe
they are getting the best organs out of everybody to make an awesome mutant!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:20 AM
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9. Now I have to watch the MST3K about the pineal gland...
...just to brush up.

Sorry about your adrenals, buddy - you're going to miss that epinepherine. :(
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:20 AM
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10. Sounds like the start of the worst Blues lyrics ever
x(
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:23 AM
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13. Muddy waters tried it once
it didn't pan out too well
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:23 AM
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14. .
:spray: :rofl:
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:54 AM
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17. Could also be a good country western song....
My woman took my adrenal gland and my truck and left me.
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bbernardini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:23 AM
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12. "This happens all the time, it's detachable."
That's where I thought you were going with that one. King Missile RULZ!!!
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:25 AM
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15. Hide the prototype! Hide the protoype!!!


Oh crap, the Zunimonster 1.0 Beta is out of the holding tank!!!!

This is not a drill!

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:57 AM
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18. Hey! Why your adrenal gland?
Mine is much cuter and cranks out adrenaline like a motha! I suppose they just want me for my appendix. x(
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 09:06 AM
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22. I think they are holding out for your hypothalamus
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 09:02 AM
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20. I woke up this morning!
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