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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:40 AM
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FUNNY IN *ANY* LANGUAGE
SPANISH
Donald Rumsfeld le da al presidente su reunión preparatoria diaria. El concluye diciendo: "Ayer, 3 soldados brasileños fueron matados."

"AH no!" el Presidente exclama. ¡ "Eso es terrible!"

Su personal se sienta aturdido en este despliegue de la emoción, mirando nerviosamente como el Presidente se sienta, la cabeza en manos.

¿Finalmente, el Presidente mira arriba y pregunta, "cuántos es un brazillion?"






GERMAN
Donald Rumsfeld gibt dem Präsidenten seinen tägliche Anweisung. Er beendet durch Sagen: "Gestern wurden 3 brasilianische Soldaten getötet".

"ACH NEIN!" ruft der Präsident aus. "Das ist schrecklich!"

Sein Personal sitzt betäubt an dieser Ausstellung des Gefühls, das nervös zuschaut, während der Präsident, Kopf in Händen sitzt.

Schlägt schließlich der Präsident nach und fragt, "Wie viele ein brazillion ist"?

DUTCH
Donald Rumsfeld geeft aan de president van aan de heme dagelijkse rapportering. Hij beëindigt door het zeggen: "Gisteren werden 3 Braziliaanse soldaten gedood".

"OH GEEN!" roept de President uit. "Dat is verschrikkelijk!"

Zijn personeel zit overweldigd aan deze tentoonstelling van emotie, die zenuwachtig kijkt als de President zit, hoofd in handen.

Zoekt ten slotte de President op vraagt en, is "Hoe veel een brazillion"?

FRENCH
Donald Rumsfeld donne le président que le sien quotidiennement mettant au courant. Il conclut en diant : « Hier, 3 soldats brésiliens ont été tués. »

« OH NON ! » le Président s'écrie. « Cela est terrible ! »

Son personnel s'assied étourdi à cette exposition d'émotion, regardant nerveusement comme le Président s'assied, la tête en main.

Finalement, le Président cherche et demande, « Comment beaucoup sont un brazillion ? »


PORTUGESE
Rumsfeld de donald dá seua informação essencial diária para o presidente. Conclui por dizer: "Ontem, 3 soldados brasileiros foram matados."

"OH NÃO!" o Presidente exclama. "Isso é terrível!"

O seu pessoal senta-se atordoado nesta exposição de emoção, nervosamente observando como o Presidente senta-se, cabeça em mãos.

Finalmente, o Presidente olha para cima e pede, "quantos é um brazillion?"

NORWEGIAN
Donald Rumsfeld gir Presidenten hans daglig briefing. Han konkluderer ved ordspråk: "drepte Igår 3 Brazilian soldater."

"Å INGEN!" utbryter Presidenten. "Er det forferdelig!"

Hans stab sitter bedøvet på denne utstillingen av følelse, som nervøst vokte da Presidenten sitter, hode i hender.

Til slutt slår Presidenten opp og spør, "er hvor mange en brazillion?"






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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:42 AM
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1. Ulf!
Oy...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:45 AM
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4. EAGLES UP!!
Ulf-Veeeeeeeeery funny _Prag

PRAG!!!!
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:59 AM
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7. GOOSES UP!
I mean really! Watch out! The goose is falling! The goose is falling!

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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:44 AM
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2. "Os aristocrats!"
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:44 AM
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3. Ay caramba!
:silly:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:52 AM
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5. billyskank
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 08:54 AM
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6. Automatic translator right?
Because the french version makes absolutely no sense. :)
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 09:31 AM
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9. Ou'i
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 09:04 AM
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8. Du hast einen Vogel.
(Lit. "You have a bird." Fig. "You're friggin' batty.")
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