Any GD cat lovers here?

[underpants]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[freeplessinseattle]

1. made me look! you brat! n/t

[Pirate Smile]

2. How's the baby and Mom?

[underpants]

3. Doing good

Baby began at daycare this week. She loves it (it appears) and she is the hit of daycare (everyone comes to see her on their break).

[MADem]

4. At last, it has been illustrated!!

[NNN0LHI]

5. Now you know damn well DUers don't like their putties. Shame

:rofl:

[DanCa]

6. George bush was trying to figure out how to use the microwave

So after about a half an hour of pushing the same button he calls Laura over. She says, "whats wrong honey." Dubya goes "LB every time I push the button that says beef pork turkey nothin pops out."

[underpants]

10. Bush favorite candy?

W&W's

[Tyler Durden]

7. HEY, that's MY joke from 3 days ago!

But you can have it. only 4 people replied to me. Sniff.

[Bassic]

8. I swear this joke will make me leave DU

for the weekend :P

[kick-ass-bob]

9. dammit! It got moved in here!!

Now you're in for it...