Let's lighten up the time with Joke time

[SammyBlue]

Things are too serious here at DU.

This was told to me by my Fraternity President from Cherry Hil, NJ.

What the difference between garbage and a Jersey Girl?
-- Garbage gets picked up.

Johnnie comes out of the bathroom and sees his mother making a cake.
"Mommy, can I lick the bowl?"
"Can't you just flush like everyone else?"

How do you make a cat go woof?
-- Douse it in gasoline, light a match *woof*

How do you make a dog go meow?
-- Freeze it and stick it under a power saw. *meow*

What's the difference between G-d and a lawyer?
-- G-d doesn't think he's (she's) a lawyer.

What's the ultimate rejection?
-- After your hand falls asleep, the hooker says "let's just be friends!"

Let's play Good Bush/Bad Bush
Washington Bush -- Bad
Brazilian Bush -- Good

Landing on aircraft carrier -- Bad
Landing strip -- Good

Jenna Bush -- Bad
Jenna's Bush -- Good

Please feel free to add to the list.

[underpants]

1. Donald Rumsfeld is briefing the President.....

[SammyBlue]

2. Do his knees hurt now after the "briefing?"