Muffin, the lesbian athiest kitten, is about to be turned into a garment

[greekspeak]

I am terribly afraid that this poor kitten Muffin is going to be kidnapped by Lerner New York and turned into a pantsuit! Being an athiest, a lesbian, and a furry freind of PETA, Muffin needs DU's help! We must straight-way form an LGBT-PETA-Athiest network of loony leftists....to sit in front of Lerners all over America, with rainbow flags, spraypaint and upside down crucifixes. Help now... the loonier the better. And here is muffin. Lets do it...






...For MUFFIN'S sake!

(I hope people realize what this is in response to..some utter silliness posted a bit ago)

[Taxloss]

1. I think the only appropriate response is to burn down a church. n/t

[greekspeak]

3. It would be more fun to chant athiest gay slogans about Muffin

While we wear our pointy glitter hats and our crotchless panties and our assless chaps.

[jonnyblitz]

7. Now Rush Limbaugh and the freepers will NEVER like us

thanks alot greekspeak! ((((((POUT))))))) :crazy: :sarcasm:

[libnnc]

2. Free Muffin!!

(wha? free muffins?)

:silly:

[greekspeak]

4. Are they chocolate chip oatmeal muffins? MMMM...muffins

:9

[Finder]

5. LOL n/t

[Beaverhausen]

6. Damn you!!! Rush will see your post and it will be all over for us liberal

:bounce:

[ComerPerro]

8. OMG. WTF is that picture?

[greekspeak]

9. Its a very destitute Muffin, right after she found out about her becoming

part of a fall ensemble for both play and work.

[Taxloss]

10. Do you not remember the giant kitten problem back in 2002?

It affected parts of Indiana. Spread by the Atheist-Homosexual-Transexual-Animal Rights axis.

[crispini]

22. LOL!

[Hell Hath No Fury]

11. Loonie Leftist onboard, SIR (Ma'am?) !

:patriot:

I have printed "Free Muffin!" in Sharpie on my buttcheeks and will now drop trou' FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE!

Take that you ratbastid freepers!!!!!

Viva Muffin!
Viva PETA!
Viva Satan!
Viva Lesbians with Toasters!
Viva Gays with Lube!

[greekspeak]

13. What? How could you forget transgender people in feather boas?

!!

[Hell Hath No Fury]

15. Shit! I knew I forgot someone!

:)

[jonnyblitz]

12. that thread finally got locked.

:thumbsup:

[greekspeak]

14. My thread is much more fun anyway

It has a giant kitten.

[jonnyblitz]

17. uh oh...this thread has been moved to the lounge. the lounge

folks who never venture out might not know the context.

ahem

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=5001488&mesg_id=5001488

[Hell Hath No Fury]

18. Say, do you think we can sic Muffin....

..on Bush? That room decor looks amazingly like the Oval Office, and it has given me naughty thoughts about what havoc a giant kitten could wreck. :evilgrin:

[greekspeak]

19. Just remember "And Now For Somthing Completely Different"

They sicked attack cats on killer cars, but the cats started eating buildings! Muffin, if perturbed enough, could do that. At least a garden shed.

[NMMNG]

16. You people are all farkin nuts

And I like that :thumbsup:

[youthere]

20. Lesbian Mufins?

Made with real lesbians?

[smbolisnch]

21. LOL

And by the way, that picture is just about the cutest kitten picture EVER. :P

[shockra]

25. It looks an awful lot like this one.

[Taxloss]

28. "How dare you interrupt? I'm on the phone!" n/t

[In_The_Wind]

23. Save Muffin!

[tanyev]

24. Was she saying "Excellent" when you snapped that picture?

[yewberry]

26. But where are the fezzes for the mind-control ceremony?

It's just not going to be the same, I tell ya!

[Taxloss]

29. These are not the fezzes you are looking for.

When you awake, you will remember nothing.

Edit: didn't have enough mind-control.

[flvegan]

27. As a supporter of both PETA and the LGBT issues, and

as a buddhist, I'm as loony as it's gonna get.

Muffin...I'm coming! I've got my black mask and boltcutters toooooooo!!

[shockra]

30. Well...

You could have also voted for Nader. :)

[flvegan]

31. Not only did I vote for him

My advocacy organization tabled at his huge Tampa rally. We were next to the "Legalize Pot" table. They were very cool.

[shockra]

32. Hmmm....

So did I. I got one of his books autographed in person, too.

He had a rally at the church where my parents were married, and my sister and I went.

[flvegan]

33. Yer wunna them veggies, too, aintcha. Freak.

[shockra]

34. Uh oh.

How could you tell? :*

[flvegan]

35. I seen you around.

But then I've also seen your pic.

So...whassup?

I am the King of Lame Pick Up Lines, btw...

[shockra]

36. That's okay.

I'm the Queen of Running Away.

What do you need pick up lines for? You can just pick them up.

[flvegan]

37. I like them interested...not abducted.

I physically pick them up (and, um, other "stuff") later, when they're happy to be part of it.

I have no game.

[shockra]

39. Wise choice.

Somebody picked me up and carried me to my car once. It was supposed to be a chivalrous gesture, I think, but a little too creepy.

Now, if I'd had a sprained ankle....:)

[flvegan]

41. Um...that's lame.

Yeah, were you injured or intoxicated (not to your car, though) or otherwise needing a "lift", okay.

[khashka]

38. I'd be on board, but

in that pic, it looks like Muffin is praying. All atheist credentials have been lost. If she can explain it (was she washing her hands?) I'm there!

Khash.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

42. Can't you tell praying from...

rubbing your paws with glee at the thought of the corruption of the American youth with all that godless-gay-tofurky-lovin'loonie left mind control that Muffin is about to unleash on the country???


Muffin says, "Mmmwhahahahahah!!! Behold! I am your new Overlord, America! Bow down before me!

Or, maybe she just got into the superglue and is stuck...I dunno...

[khashka]

43. Well if she was rubbing her paws with glee

and miaowing "I am your Overlord", then sign me up!


Khash.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

40. That is one freaking huge cat! n/t