Generic attention-seeking sexual innuendo thread

[LynzM]

Pleading for attention in a slightly veiled way that could be easily misconstrued :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

1. Generic double entendre.

[ulysses]

2. generic fake 'locking' post

:D

[LynzM]

3. Triple entendre reply

;) Implied naughtiness :naughtysmiley:

[GOPisEvil]

6. Generic "I will be back in 9-12 minutes" statement.

*deleted dirty thoughts*

[Zuni]

4. exclamatory reply

borderline witty banter

[LynzM]

5. Exclamation at the exclamation!

More semi-witty banter, and a ;)

[Zuni]

7. polite greeting

smileys

a generic greeting, and an inquiry onto the status of your living situation

[LynzM]

9. Thank You

Return generic greeting, smileys, general griping about the difficult of getting our financial stuff for this house fixed. Generic reply about having to run, promise to return later!

[SIU_Blue]

8. Another post

with generic furthering of the inuendo, tie-in with personal experience, and use of the spanking smiley.

[LynzM]

10. Generic surprise

Implication that you're too naive to know about *that*, return use of spanking smiley for implying that *I* would know about that!

[SIU_Blue]

11. General Filler regarding your response...

Use of the winking smiley, and then several lines down, a "rolling on the floor laughing" icon pulled from another website.

[Deja Q]

12. I'm here! I came! I really did! I also masticated too. Matriculated too!!

:rofl:

[LynzM]

15. LOL

Masticated. What a wonderful word :P

[rug]

13. You touched me with that.

[LynzM]

16. I did not!

LOL...

[Dave Reynolds]

14. huh huh huh huh,

you said in-you-end-OH!

huh huh huh huh

[LynzM]

18. ROFL

It's been years since I watched B&B... spent a lot of hours doing that in high school, though!

[wildhorses]

17. prerequiste offering of a drink

followed by the not so subtle back rub....

[LynzM]

20. Acceptance of drink

(Temporary) decline of back rub (until such time as several drinks are ingested...)

[wildhorses]

21. drinks supplied forthwith...

baby take your shoes off...

[LynzM]

22. Acceptance of drinks

So long as they are wine or hard liquor... I didn't realize this backrub came with a foot rub, too :)

[wildhorses]

26. OMG!!! red or white...

[LynzM]

30. Drier whites, pinks, and reds 'to be drunk cold'

As a rule, though there have been exceptions :)

[wildhorses]

36. generic house red supplied...

generic apology about the quality

[LynzM]

43. Pouty acceptance of house red

Sipping of house red, face-making, more pouting, etc. Comment about it being still better than most beer :)

[Left Is Write]

Obligatory editing of the subject line of a duplicate reply.

:rofl:

[LynzM]

24. Obligitory psuedo-witty comment

About how double posts are ______________

[Left Is Write]

19. Generic winking, in an "if you know what I mean" sort of way.

[LynzM]

23. Return of winking

In an "I definitely might be able to guess what you're implying" sort of way :)

[chknltl]

25. typical nobody likes me ruse with an added waaaa

waaaa

[LynzM]

31. Typical 'oh it's ok, at least *I* like you' reply

With a :hug: of course

[chknltl]

38. Redundant yet par for the course foot shooting reply:

Really?!?!?!?!?!?!?

and the usual heartfelt but likely doomed return :hug:
with an obligatory yet awkward: "garsh"....

[LynzM]

41. General comment about awkwardness being preferable

To assholery! Return of :hug:

[Wapsie B]

27. Generic over the top reply

that elicits steely glares and gets my face slapped. :evilgrin:

[LynzM]

32. Steely glares, biting reply about respecting women

Complete disregard of hypocrisy of asking for respect as the OP of a post like this :)

[Wapsie B]

37. Angry retort as he feels his masculinity threatened.

Hyperbole, ranting, defending his territory :)

[LynzM]

42. Generic statement about increasing size of ignore list

Much verbal eyes rolling, etc. :)

[dpbrown]

28. Partially dehydrogenated oily reply

Unctuous, even.

[LynzM]

33. LMAO

dpbrown, you get the award for making me laugh the most in this thread so far! :rofl:

[dpbrown]

35. Yes!

He shoots, he scores!

(taking care not to hijack the topic)

[Guaranteed]

29. Boobs. nt

[LynzM]

34. Yup. Boobs.

Many good uses :evilgrin:

[gardenista]

39. Sarcastic jab pointing out the attention-seeking behavior.

:eyes:

[LynzM]

40. Exasperated pointing out of the 'ignore' feature

As well as a generic "if you don't like it, don't click on it" comment...