Zomby Woof
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Sat Oct-08-05 05:01 PM
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JimmyJazz says I should ignore alien orders |
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But what if one of them is a really good order? One I really like?
Such as, "One medium pizza, with extra cheese, garlic, and green peppers, please."
Now what exactly is wrong with an order like that? :shrug:
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Sat Oct-08-05 05:02 PM
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1. What if the alien orders me to have a beer? |
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Edited on Sat Oct-08-05 05:03 PM by GOPisEvil
I think I'd like to obey that order. :beer:
Punctuation edit.
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Zomby Woof
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Sat Oct-08-05 05:08 PM
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2. See? That's what I am talking about! |
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I think aliens DO order me to drink beer, especially after they order a pizza!
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Sat Oct-08-05 06:12 PM
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Sat Oct-08-05 06:38 PM
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4. Just watch out if they order sliced plutonian raftings... |
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Sat Oct-08-05 06:42 PM
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5. I pretty much do everything they say. |
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I get free anal probes out of it.
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Sat Oct-08-05 06:45 PM
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She's telling you that because she knows you'll do the opposite of what she said. She wants you to obey alien orders, because she is, in fact, an alien.
I have recently discovered she is an advanced unit from the planet Strummeron trying to either get you to stay or go (I forgot which), and I heard they might invade the Casbah (they'd said they're going to rock it).
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Sat Oct-08-05 06:48 PM
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7. Bonus points to you for getting the reference. |
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Sat Oct-08-05 06:57 PM
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8. I cheated.....you mentioned it a long time ago in one of those: |
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"How did you get your name" threads. At least I think that's where I remember it from, but you did state on DU before something about your picture being Strummer.
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JimmyJazz
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Sat Oct-08-05 07:04 PM
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11. A replica of Joe's beloved telecaster: |
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Sat Oct-08-05 06:58 PM
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9. But that begs the question... |
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Do the aliens want cookies or not? :P
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Sat Oct-08-05 07:03 PM
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10. Aliens never want cookies - that is why they are to be ignored. |
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