I met this drop-dead gorgeous guy today

[yvr girl]

But after talking to him for 2 minutes, I realized he was about as intelligent as a plank of wood. x(

I hate that.

[RetroLounge]

1. True, but where would we be without wood planks?

:shrug:

RL

[RevCheesehead]

2. You'd be up a tree, Woody.

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

14. My, aren't we pleased with ourselves

:rofl:

RL

[Jack_Dawson]

3. Maybe he's handy

You know...installing garbage disposals and stuff. A hard man is...a good man is hard to find.

[yvr girl]

6. I couldn't keep him busy enough doing chores

Eventually, I'd have to talk to him...and then stick pins in my eyes to relieve the tedium.

[khashka]

4. Poor girl!

Similar experience, I recently met this drop dead gorgeous guy. Short blond hair, stache, good figure, great butt. Black jeans, tight black T-shirt, furry blond forearms. I looked, he looked, I looked, he looked, etc. etc.


But I said nothing. So I guess I'm the plank of wood (in more ways than one).



Khash.

[Jack_Dawson]

5. Tell me you didn't say "Stache"

You like the Reno 911 look? :beer:

[khashka]

8. I'm afraid I did say it

Just got a thang for facial hair.....

(As for Reno 911 - I'd do deputy Junior :evilgrin:)

Khash.

[Jack_Dawson]

13. Facial hair is one thing...

for instance, I think 5 o'clock shadow looks great. But you like Porn Staches?

:shrug:

[khashka]

15. I find them amusing

and sexy in about equal amounts.....

I'm never sure whether to slobber or giggle.

Khash.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. I'm so sorry, my dear yvr girl....

Better to find out now...than in five years when you realize you just made the biggest mistake ever......

But it still sucks...big time.......:hug:

[yvr girl]

9. His lack of brain power and

personality was not a secret - quite evident to all I should think.

[flvegan]

10. Hey! You just didn't ask the right questions.

I'm much smarter than a plank of wood.

heh heh...wood.

[freethought]

11. Usually, women complain that the drop-dead gorgeous guys

are all gay! Eh! Keep hopin' anyway!

[hickman1937]

12. The love of my life was the same.

Refused to use his brain for anything except paying bills. On the other hand he was kind, generous, and shared with me an aversion to arguing and fighting. We had the same need to just state calmly what ever was bothering us, and deal with it. We both gave in all the time. I miss him. Some Planks have more depth than you're seeing.

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. think of him as an empty canvas.

;)

[chaska]

17. Smartwood????

http://www.rainforest-alliance.org/programs/forestry/smartwood/
Okay, I admit it, s'weak.

[Taverner]

18. You want the guy reading "The Nation" not "Muscle and Fitness"

trust me :)

[kmla]

19. Perchance, was his name..... Zoolander?

Just askin'.

[Patiod]

20. That's what sucks about being older than 22

I used to date lifeguards. Absolutely perfect bodies, perfect tans, and even the moderately bright ones were either so stoned or so sun-baked that they couldn't put two words together. Didn't bother me much at the time.

Finally came around to liking them smart.

mmmmm...I sort of miss that little cut at the hips that really buff swimmers have, though.... (although body stubble kind of sucks)