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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 02:55 AM
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Edited on Sun Oct-09-05 02:59 AM by Crazy Guggenheim
:rofl: :rofl:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 08:51 PM
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1. Just one more for old times sake.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 08:52 PM
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2. OMG!!!!!!`
This joke is so damned irritating. It was funny in reader's digest...sort of....

It's getting to be like the dead video game playing guy. :hi:
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 09:49 PM
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5. Surely it wasn't published in Reader's Digest, was it? n/t
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 09:40 PM
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3. Wow!
Where do you get such funny jokes? I am laughing my ASS off!

:D
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 09:43 PM
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4. Brazillion n/t
how much money Crazy spends on make up?
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 10:37 PM
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6. .......
:popcorn:
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 10:39 PM
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7. got any chocolates?
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 10:59 PM
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8. No. I've got some candy corn though. Want any?
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 11:23 PM
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9. candy corn?...well, don't mind if I do
Edited on Sun Oct-09-05 11:24 PM by wildhorses
especially this time of year...

edited for typos
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 11:27 PM
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10. GUGGENHEIM!!!!! (in the voice of Dean Wormer)
You still crazy :rofl:
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