David Caruso is an ass

[DS1]

[DarienComp]

1. Whenever I see that head of thick red hair, I think to myself...

...does the carpet match the drapes?

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

2. David Who?

Sorry he lost his appeal to me when he turned into a baby after 1 season on NYPD Blues

[ConcernedCanuk]

3. My gawd - this looks like the kind of poll a Repug would make

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no fair choices

just like the MSM

AH

but this is the Lounge

surely you jest?

[DS1]

5. You complain just like a repug

thx for the kick

[ConcernedCanuk]

6. WOW - didn't expect that for a response . .

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after three years on DU

you have just earned the distiction of being the first on my ignore list

you can e-mail me at [e-mail] with an apology if you give a sh*t.

[DS1]

7. bwahahahaha

No, I don't give a shit, you're a fool to even suggest that

[caty]

4. When Caruso left

NYPD to start his great movie career, he dumped his long time, live in girlfriend because he didn't think she would fit into his new life as a movie star. I never cared for him in the first place, but hearing that just killed any possibility of wanting to watch that jerk in anything--TV show or movie.

[johnnie]

8. But this picture of him is pretty good

I can't take Caruso seriously.

[Bunny]

9. It's not possible for me to loathe him any more than I do right now.

What a dick!

[Fenris]

10. *takes off aviator sunglasses*

*places hands on hips, moving beige suit jacket back*

*mumbles something incoherent*

*makes low-key, yet intimidating, threat*

I'm a graduate of the Caruso Institute for the Dramatic Arts.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

12. He would've been good on Miami Vice back in the day. Missed his era.

[Bunny]

13. Don't forget this:

"You OK?"

I think he spent his entire time on NYPD Blue looking sincere and asking that question. God, I despise him!

[suzbaby]

14. You forgot one thing from David Caruso school of acting...

The leaning! Why does that man lean whenever he speaks?

It should go somthing like this:
*places hands on hips, moving beige suit jacket back*

*leans at a 45 degree angle*

*cocks head to the side to exaggerate the leaning*

*mumbles something incoherent*

*makes low-key, yet intimidating, threat*

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. No need to even poll on it.

:hi:

[Chovexani]

15. "Hey, Ike! Do your impersonation of David Caruso's career!"

"It's my turn!"

Yeah, he's the King Ass of Assistan.

[brentspeak]

16. He's like the male version of Shelly Long

He gave up a successful TV gig to chance on a movie career that later tanked.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[SOteric]

17. I think he's alright,

on the cover of those Mad Magazines... :shrug:

[johnnie]

18. Take that back!

:mad:










;-)

[SOteric]

19. .

:7

[DS1]

20. Hey

use this one with caution - I used it ONCE and my day was complete

[SOteric]

21. Yes, I saw that.

I'm not sure how or why it caused such a reaction. I suspect it was all in the perception of your target.

[bliss_eternal]

22. Has he done something new,

or is this in response to his general status as an ass...?

Oh, and btw, I agree--ass master should be his name.