SHRUBBERY...

[skoppa]

HEAD KNIGHT: The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the
enchanter who lives beyond these woods.

HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow!

HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'nee' again to you if you do not
appease us.

ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want?

HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery!



ARTHUR: A what?

HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni!

ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow!

ARTHUR: Please, please! No more! We shall find a shrubbery.

HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery or else you
will never pass through this wood alive!




I LOVE THIS MOVIE :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
What is your favorite part of the movie...there are so many good scenes.

[ghostsofgiants]

1. "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

"Come see the violence that's inherent in the system!"

[skoppa]

2. I love that scene as well.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

3. That movie's great...

If I wasn't about to crawl back into bed I'd watch it, haha.

[cssmall]

4. This is not the quote but:

A sword lobbing tart is nothing to base a system of government on!

But, one of my favorites:

Bridgekeeper: "What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
Arthur: "An African or European swallow?"
Bridgekeeper: "I. .I. . I don't kn. . . ahhhhh!"

[skoppa]

5. lol

[Left_Winger]

6. May I pass now?

[skoppa]

7. Now you must find us another shrubbery...

...and put it next to this shrubbery only a little higher with a pass running down the middle. Oh yeah, and a white picket fence.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Left_Winger]

13. 'Tis the best I can do oh knight who sayeth 'ni'

Now may we pass to the enchanted one who is beyond the forest?

[skoppa]

14. We have but one more task, you must cut down a tree with a herring.

[Left_Winger]

16. Will this one do? Oh knight who sayeth 'Ni'?

[skoppa]

17. That will do, now go and cut down that birch tree.

[Left_Winger]

18. A European Birch or a Paper Birch?

[skoppa]

20. Both if you feel up to the challenge.

[TK421]

8. My vote goes to the Tim the Enchanter scene

the whole thing was hilarious

[sakabatou]

11. The scene

KNIGHTS:
Eh. Oh. See it? Oh. Oh.
ARTHUR:
Knights! Forward!




What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?
TIM THE ENCHANTER:
I... am an enchanter.
ARTHUR:
By what name are you known?
TIM:
There are some who call me... 'Tim'?
ARTHUR:
Greetings, Tim the Enchanter.
TIM:
Greetings, King Arthur!
ARTHUR:
You know my name?
TIM:
I do.

You seek the Holy Grail!
ARTHUR:
That is our quest. You know much that is hidden, O Tim.
TIM:
Quite.


ROBIN:
Oh.
ARTHUR:
Yes, we're-- we're looking for the Holy Grail. Our quest is to find the Holy Grail.
KNIGHTS:
Yeah. Yes. It is. It is. Yeah. Yup. Yup. Hm. Mm.
ARTHUR:
And so, we're-- we're-- we're looking for it.
BEDEVERE:
Yes, we are.
GALAHAD:
Yeah.
ROBIN:
We are. We are.
BEDEVERE:
We have been for some time.
ROBIN:
Ages.
BEDEVERE:
Umhm.
ARTHUR:
Uh-- uh, so, uh, anything that you could do to, uh-- to help... would be... very... helpful.
GALAHAD:
Look, can you tell us where--

ARTHUR:
Fine. Um, I don't want to waste any more of your time, but, uh, I don't suppose you could, uh, tell us where we might find a, um-- find a, uh-- a, um-- a, uh--
TIM:
A what...?
ARTHUR:
A g-- a-- a g-- a g-- a-- a g--
TIM:
A grail?!
ARTHUR:
Yes. I think so.
ROBIN:
Y-- y-- yes.
ARTHUR:
Yes.
GALAHAD:
Yup.
KNIGHTS:
That's it...
TIM:
Yes!
ROBIN:
Oh.
ARTHUR:
Oh. Thank you.
ROBIN:
Ahh.
GALAHAD:
Oh. Fine.
ARTHUR:
Thank you.
ROBIN:
Splendid.
KNIGHTS:
Aah...

ARTHUR:
Look, um, you're a busy man, uh--
TIM:
Yes, I can help you find the Holy Grail.
KNIGHTS:
Oh, thank you. Oh...
TIM:
To the north there lies a cave-- the cave of Caerbannog-- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged...

...make plain the last resting place of the most Holy Grail.
ARTHUR:
Where could we find this cave, O Tim?
TIM:
Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
ARTHUR:
What an eccentric performance.

[TK421]

12. LOL yeah, thats the one!

:thumbsup:

[El Fuego]

9. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards!

Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

[skoppa]

15. What are you going to do bleed on me?

[billyskank]

10. I swear

Americans love Monty Python more than Brits do! :rofl:

[Left_Winger]

23. Bouquet residence... lady of the house speaking...

Oh, Sheridan, I'm glad you rang...

[Archae]

19. *clang* "Bring out your dead!"

"He's not dead!" :rofl:

[skoppa]

28. "Lets go for a walk."

"You're not fooling anybody, he's dead."

:rofl: :rofl:

[Cannikin]

21. The entire movie is quotable. Its one of my favs

[skoppa]

22. "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."

[Cannikin]

24. I wave my private parts at your aunties, you english k-nig-its

[skoppa]

25. "I fart in your general direction."

[Left_Winger]

27. I told them we already had one

Feche la vache...

[GrpCaptMandrake]

26. "Oh, shut up! And go an change your armor!" n/t