"I learned my lesson. I'll never ____________ again."

[MrScorpio]

Date

[grace0418]

1. ...love this way... n/t

[CanuckAmok]

2. "trade arms for hostages"

Big, big mistake.

[hickman1937]

3. Post drunk.

I think I've offend enough people now.

[sundog]

4. take 4 hits of acid at once

[SarahB]

5. I knew this kid once.

Took 28 hits of acid. Tripped for two months or something. Still saw trails a year later. I never took it myself. I've done enough bad things on occasion with booze.

[sundog]

7. 4 was enough to learn

not to do 4 at the SAME time

old habits die hard :P

[WCGreen]

34. I took four one time, but consecutively....

Every six hours or so...

I was tripping for about three days....

It got old....

[cssmall]

6. dance

Oooooooh oooh oh.

George Michael dance

[Breeze54]

8. I learned my lesson!

I'LL NEVER AGAIN!!

:woohoo:

:thumbsup: .... :applause:

[Dangerously Amused]

11. Huh?

Um... you'll never photograph a disembodied pregnant latex torso again?


(hee hee)

[Breeze54]

18. LMAO!! Ha,ha!

That's a cake!! lol! :9
Looks real, though, doesn't it?
Pregger's baby!
I'll never get pregnant again! :7 or give birth!! :hurts:

But this might have been fun! The henna design part.

For about a minute!! lol

[Dangerously Amused]

35. Coolest cake ever!

Um, well.. and a little ghoulish if you think about it too long...

(hee hee hee!)

Seriously great cake, though. It looks so real I thought it was one of those latex dummies they use for EMT training, like the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation one, only this for delivering babies. I guess the sexy red bra should have been a giveaway!

Re: the henna part... reminds me of a young girl I saw with a 3D-ish tattoo of a demon coming out of her stomach. She wasn't pregnant but it would have been kind of unnerving if she was.

[Initech]

9. Drink 14 shots of hard alcohol

On top of 10 beers.

[Robeysays]

10. I. Will. Never. Smoke. In. The. Woods. Agian...

PARANOID HIGH = no fun!

[Heidi]

12. . . . I'll never "smoke weed with Willie again."

Even if you hate Toby Keith, you've gotta admit, it's a pretty funny song:

I'll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again

I always heard that his herb was top shelf
I just could not wait to find out for myself
Don't knock it til' you tried it, Well I tried it my friend
And I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy and passed him around
The last words that I spoke before they tucked me in
Was I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My parties all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I hopped on his old bus, the Honey Suckle Rose
The party was Vegas it was after the show.
Alone in the front lounge with just me and him,
With one parting puff grim creeper set in.

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My parties all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

Now we're passing the guitar and telling good jokes
I know ones a-comin' cause I'm smelling smoke
No I do not partake, I just let it pass by
With a smile on my face and a great contact high

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My parties all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

In the fetal position with drool on my chin
I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again

[Bridget Burke]

39. Toby needs to spend MORE time with Willy.

They boy needs a role model.

[Mojambo]

13. "Receive a catheter"

I'll die before I let a nurse get within 10 feet of me with one of those fuckers again.

[Dangerously Amused]

14. ...not get arrested at a Bush protest...

That's mine.

[BlueIris]

15. What MrScorpio posted.

There are actually a lot of things I could put in that blank spot, but that's the only one I want to share.

[SarahB]

16. Do that so many times in such a short period of time.

[lildreamer316]

17. Realllly?

I would like to try that so I could say I didn't want to do it again.
damn.

[SarahB]

38. Everyone should have a few days...

where they do nothing but 'eat Halloween candy'. Even if it ultimately makes you tired as heck (you know, all that glucose), it's a lot of fun. :7

I hope the future holds lots of it for you.

[Pale Blue Dot]

36. ...

:-(


:evilgrin:

[SarahB]

37. I meant eating Halloween candy.

Get your mind out of the gutter! :spank:





:P

[me b zola]

19. I'll never again....

dare a fundie rw hate radio host to debate Randi Rhodes on C-SPAN. Man, is that hateful church-lady mad at me.:scared:

:rofl:

[PittPoliSci]

20. drink a fifth of vodka in one night

[maveric]

21. Marry someone I met in a bar.

Never!

[UncleSepp]

22. ... be born ...

[aePrime]

23. drink tequila

[MN ChimpH8R]

45. Ditto for me

More than one of any tekillya drink is permanently off my agenda.

[In_The_Wind]

24. get married

[Peter Frank]

25. I'll Never Again...

...try and convert the odd gay guy I'm attracted to into a trans-gender heterosexual.

[amitten]

26. Try oysters

Tried twice. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. There will not be a third time, thanks. x(

[In_The_Wind]

27. amitten

to DU

:hi: nice to have you join us ...

[Peter Frank]

29. Yeah amitten...

...the world is your oyster here! :evilgrin:

[amitten]

30. Thanks for the welcome.

I love this site. I've read posts here for a long time...I always get a good laugh out of it. Plus, anything important I see on the news I've already read hours earlier here on DU. It's just such a great source of up-to-date information, PLUS it's wildly entertaining! Plus, ever since Katrina I've been having some insomnia, and DU is a great place for me to read myself to sleep.

[In_The_Wind]

31. We love to have you join us for the fun.

My friends were amazed that I learned about somethings which became news long before the story was well known - thanks to DU.
I've never wasted my time so wisely.

[Heidi]

28. Welcome to DU!

I will never again eat oysters. I loathe the feeling of post-nasal drip, and I need not simulate that sensation with food. :puke:

[Peter Frank]

32. That's the Way I Feel About Soggy Bread...

I hate anything with a predigested texture. I can do that on my own.

(Just realized that those who don't share this kind of revulsion are far more likely to swallow allot of predigested pap & pablum). :sarcasm:

[Draill]

33. Carry laundry down the basement steps without looking where I'm going.

Stepped on a cat. Fell down. Hurt my ass. Cat was fine.

[Shell Beau]

40. I will never "say never" again!!

[MissMillie]

41. say never

I'm sure I can come up with another response if I think about it longer, but I can't quite seem how to get into "think" mode this morning.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

42. go over to Lowanda Weems house when her husband is out of town.

I promise.

[raccoon]

43. I'll never get involved with someone who's recently separated

from his wife again.

[LaraMN]

44. get lazy about remembering to take my bcp's

:yoiks:

[lcbart]

46. Thats easy

Get married - twice is enough!

[Patiod]

47. Skinny dip drunk in a pre-Hurricane ocean at 2:30 am

at the Jersey shore.

Even with a lifeguard. Because the lifeguard is probably drunk too.

Definitely eligible for Darwin award...