You would think they could have thought of a better name. Church name.

[texas1928]

http://www.cummingfirst.com

[texas1928]

1. Yes you think they would.

SHEESH

[Richardo]

2. Well *I* think it's funny, texas1928

:rofl:

[derby378]

3. Ooooh, that's gotta hurt

They've even got the porn spelling down to a T.

[peekaloo]

4. Oh. Now I understand why Jesus's next appearance

will be the "Second Coming".

:evilgrin:

[arwalden]

5. I Wonder If There's An "Intercourse First Baptist Church"...

in Intercourse, PA.

[texas1928]

7. Yep next door to Smoking After Life Church.

:P

[displacedtexan]

6. OK. I followed the link, and I found...

Christians (who obviously have to practice NOT SNICKERING about the church name) making money by promoting pagan pumpkin proliferation and Jack-O-Lantern carving?

I would say that that's one of those things that make you go Hmmm, but that would be too dirty to come right out and say, wouldn't it?

[texas1928]

8. No Hummers.

OK. Not in this church.

[RubyDuby in GA]

9. I'm not kidding....I laugh every time I happen to go by the city sign

Yeah, I'm immature. hehe

[Arkana]

10. Uh, yeah.

I wonder if any of their parishioners realize it.

[underpants]

11. Well, that IS how babies are made

PpwwpwwwwwoooottTT!

[jane_pippin]

12. I saw the best christian personal ad ever a few years ago:

It had the normal SWF stuff, Christian, etc., and to reinforce the importance of her Christian beliefs as well as to make sure any potential suitors knew their place, she also said "God Comes First."

Of course I know what she meant, but my first thought was "Well that's sorta selfish of him."

[WCGreen]

13. does he then roll over and watch the Angels take on the

Devil Rays.....

[texas1928]

15. When it lightens

God is lighting up afterwards.

[WCGreen]

17. Me Likey

[jane_pippin]

16. Really, what else could he do at that point?

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

18. Say... I'll call you tomorrow, honestly.....

[WeRQ4U]

14. The Church of Inconsiderate Lovers. n/t