a joke for the day...

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Okay, my MOM just told me this one and I hadn't heard it before. Sorry in advance if you have:

After George Bush won (yeah right) the election in 2000, First Lady Hillary Clinton and President Bill Clinton invited Laura and George Bush to the White House to show them around.

It wasn't too long before George asked if he could use the restroom. Bill said "Sure, use mine through there".

The first thing George noticed was the GOLD urinal! He talked to Laura about it when the evening was over.

A few days later Laura spoke with Hillary about how expensive it must have been to put a gold urinal in the President's bathroom.

That night Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, at least now we know who pee'd in your saxophone."

ba-dum-bum

[pdx_prog]

1. How many is a Brazilian anyway?

BTW...welcome to DU...:hi:

[Divameow77]

2. That's cute

[bigwillq]

3. That's a good one.

:hi: