Why doesn't 'Texan' Bush ride horses?

[Deep13]

Reagan never missed a chance to show off being a western tough guy from a saddle. Bush never rides them despite living on a ranch. Why not?

[Texasgal]

1. Ummm...maybe because he's

NOT A TEXAN???

[Deep13]

3. Well, that's why I used the quotes.

Just like when I write the phrase "president" Bush.

[kick-ass-bob]

2. He doesn't want to be seen with another who is smarter than he is.

[redqueen]

4. Other: horses can sense evil... they'll buck him off!

:D

[JohnnyBoots]

5. I actually read somewhere that he is afraid of them, no lie. Don't

know if it is true, but would be funny if the article was true.

[rustydog]

6. Because real men don't ride sidesaddle

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Because they're very fast and look like they could strike at any moment

http://kintera.sitestream.com/ferrell_qt_hi.mov

[Felix Mala]

8. Does he have any cattle on that "ranch?" They have a saying in

Texas that man is "All hat and no cattle." Meaning he's a pretender.

[IntravenousDemilo]

9. Well, duh, horses don't come with training wheels.

And it does take a certain amount of balance to be a good rider.

[Arkana]

10. Knees ruined, but not from kissing corporate ass.

It's from sucking corporate d**k.

[Deep13]

11. That explains his TMJ problem.

[Arkana]

13. Exactly--it's not cokejaw that's making his face go all funny.

[rustydog]

12. You put stress onth knees when you mount and dismount...

two moves. If you ride a bike, you are stressing your knees with every down andupstroke while pedalling.
Hummm convenient excuse for president prissy?

[madinmaryland]

14. What was Laura's joke about *?

That he had tried to milk a male horse. Its no wonder the horses won't let him near them!!

[Deep13]

15. kick

:kick: <--- a horse Bush will not ride.

[Orsino]

16. 'Cuz horses got standards, partner. n/t

[Dukkha]

17. The dumb ass can't walk & chew gum!

I mean he wrecked a fucking segueway! He wrecked a bike! He wrecked a car! He wrecked the economy! He's a walking disaster waiting to happen! He can't even sit & eat a pretzel!

[AllegroRondo]

18. He prefers to milk them

at least, thats what Laura says.