I saw the weirdest bumper sticker today.

[SarahB]

It said:

Expand your life: Discover Llamas

:wtf:

Now, I have nothing against Llamas, but I'm not sure if Llamas are going to make any concrete improvements emotionally, spiritually, or cognitively in my life. I'm confused here. Has anyone around here been helped by Llamas? Is this the key to enlightenment? :shrug:

[DS1]

1. Hey

It could've been "Dialate your sex: Discover Llamas"

Okay, I'm going to leave now.

[SarahB]

3. They only to that in Tijuana.

And I hear it's donkeys.

By the way: :spank:

[Shell Beau]

2. Maybe we don't give Llama's enough credit.

:shrug:

[SarahB]

5. Some people really seem to like them.

I feel so deprived now. :(

[kmla]

4. Sheesh. Haven't you ever heard of the Dolly Llama???

He's quite enlightened.

Where have you been?

:eyes:

[SarahB]

7. Dolly was a cloned sheep.

or Carol Channing

[CanuckAmok]

23. enLLightened?

...

[Gormy Cuss]

6. Perhaps it's just a case of bad spelling

After all as the poet Ogden Nash put it,

"a one L lama is a priest,
a two L llama is a beast..."

[SarahB]

9. There was a picture of a Llama on it.

Not him.

[fudge stripe cookays]

12. "And I will bet a silk pajama...

There isn't any three L lllama!"

:D
FSC

[Gormy Cuss]

14. except of course

as Nash footnoted, a certain type of conflagration. :P

[zanne]

8. They probably raise Llamas. nt

[SarahB]

10. Are there a lot of people that do that?

I guess I don't know.

[zanne]

13. I've seen some Llama farms around here...

They're kept for their wool, and they're like big, goofy friendly dogs, except that they spit out this green stuff that usually winds up in your hair. It's cold here, but they're fine with that.

[madinmaryland]

11. Alpacas are much cooler.

The fur is really soft and makes great sweaters.

[qnr]

19. More Peru: "Pure baby alpaca! You buy, sailor? You buy?" :) n/t

[SarahB]

15. My son just reminded me...

Tina!

[anarch]

22. "Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!...

Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! "

[Felix Mala]

28. "Come get some ham!"

I can tell you could use this:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ndsound.php

[Orsino]

16. Yes, the key to enlightenment.

[SarahB]

17. It's better to look good than to feel good.

[qnr]

18. Well, I first discovered llamas while exploring Peru, so in that sense

my life was being expanded.

[Pale Blue Dot]

20. LLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA MMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!

Now that you've learned the secret, the world is your oyster. Or Llama. Whatever. :D

[XemaSab]

25. It's the second-most-popular word

in the Spanish language after GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

[xmas74]

21. We have one similar to that around here.

They are llama farmers. It's just advertisment for their business.

[BigMcLargehuge]

24. you should print up an answer to that one -

"Holy shit! Llamas!!!"

[peekaloo]

26. Fernando Llamas?

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[Felix Mala]

27. A llama farm nearby calls itself: Surreal Llamas

That's an odd name for a farm.

[SOteric]

29. Yaks. They meant yaks.

[flvegan]

30. It's from the Llama Marketing Group

You can call them here: 1-800-WHY-LAMA

Seriously.

They are trying to market the raising of llamas as a fortune builder.

[RedCloud]

31. ¿Cómo se llama la llama?

Inquiring mentes want to saber.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

32. I think that bumper sticker achieved its purpose!

:)

[WeRQ4U]

33. Lorenzo Llamas perhaps....

I'd put my money on it.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

34. That little dude Carl on Jimmy Neutron

seems to think Llamas are life-changing.

:silly: