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Tue Oct-11-05 05:58 PM
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Poll question: Best expletive, non-obscene |
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Tue Oct-11-05 06:00 PM
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1. That's "Thufferin' thuccotash!" |
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Wed Oct-12-05 12:51 AM
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28. Thomebody bethideth Thylvethter could thay thith |
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Tue Oct-11-05 06:00 PM
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2. Freeper. Hands down the best expletive ever. |
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Tue Oct-11-05 07:21 PM
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6. I'd second that, but I can't write fucking freeper without the fucking |
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Tue Oct-11-05 07:57 PM
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17. Well, actually, I prefer |
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fucking freeper POS asshole, but that's just me.
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Tue Oct-11-05 08:12 PM
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20. Either way, it negates this as a cuss-free option |
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Oh well. Like how you can't take the Lord's name in vain and all that, you can't use Freeper with out some variant of the root fuck.
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Tue Oct-11-05 06:12 PM
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My grandmother used to say that.
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Tue Oct-11-05 06:21 PM
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Tue Oct-11-05 07:21 PM
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7. Followed by a quick, "Exit, stage left!" n/t |
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Wed Oct-12-05 01:13 AM
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33. My dad used to say that all the time... |
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...and in a funny voice.
Where the hell does it come from? :shrug:
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Wed Oct-12-05 08:59 AM
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44. It was Snagglepuss' catch phrase |
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Wed Oct-12-05 11:06 AM
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Of course, he was still closeted, back in the day.
Wonder if he and Huckleberry Hound ever consumated their love?
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Wed Oct-12-05 11:14 AM
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:rofl:
Wally Gator was pretty campy too, if you know what I mean.
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Tue Oct-11-05 07:22 PM
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Tue Oct-11-05 07:22 PM
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9. I have to vote for the golly, gee one |
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though the one I use most often is "drat"
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Tue Oct-11-05 07:23 PM
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10. How come #4 isn't the top winner? |
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Tue Oct-11-05 07:41 PM
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Or is that obscene?! I mean, doesn't it come from Thomas Crapper (OH GOD WHAT A NAME! Shoot!) who "invented" (he actually DIDN'T, but, that's ANOTHER story!) the, well, crapper! Wouldn't you hate life being his kid?!?!?! "HEY CRAPPER CRAPHEAD!"
What about CACA?! Poo?! Shoot? Fudge?! Just throwing CRAP out there!
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Tue Oct-11-05 08:35 PM
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Which, IN THIS CASE ONLY, does NOT mean I voted for Bush. Which is also NOT to say that those I voted for ARE crap. Uh... what I mean is.. oh crap. Nevermind.
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Tue Oct-11-05 07:47 PM
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Edited on Tue Oct-11-05 07:48 PM by Z_I_Peevey
That's a good one.
Also, any variant of "racken, fracken, sacken!"
edited to add, in honor of my 666th post, H-e-double hockey sticks.
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Tue Oct-11-05 07:54 PM
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13. oooooooooooh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge |
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Tue Oct-11-05 07:59 PM
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18. The queen mother of dirty words! |
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The Eff-dash-dash-dash word!
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Tue Oct-11-05 07:55 PM
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15. sonfer diggest melon farmer |
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Courtesy of a strangely edited version of "Repo Man " I have
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Tue Oct-11-05 07:56 PM
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Oh, you said non-obscene, didn't you?
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Tue Oct-11-05 07:59 PM
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19. Jumpin' Jesus in a sidecar! |
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Tue Oct-11-05 08:15 PM
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Edited on Tue Oct-11-05 08:17 PM by Fox Mulder
or, my favorite, "Naff off."
Naff: British slang, today meaning uncool, tacky, unfashionable, worthless... or as a softer expletive, in places where one might use "fuck" as in "naff off", "naff all", "naffing about".
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Tue Oct-11-05 08:18 PM
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Tue Oct-11-05 08:40 PM
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25. Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ on a popsicle stick |
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Wed Oct-12-05 01:25 AM
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Tue Oct-11-05 08:55 PM
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" SHOT FIRE! SAVE MATCHES!"
That's what my grandma used to say! :shrug:
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Tue Oct-11-05 09:40 PM
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27. Any line from a Dr. Strange comic. "By the all seeing eye of agamotto!!" |
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Wed Oct-12-05 01:06 AM
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Wed Oct-12-05 03:05 AM
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37. When I was teeny we'd say "God bless you!" instead of "God damn you!" |
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and we'd say it really savagely. Rather surreal when you think about it; I guess that's why when we got old enough to think about what we were saying, we just switched to the real cusswords.
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Wed Oct-12-05 01:07 AM
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My son says it all the time, and it's just cute as hell.
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Wed Oct-12-05 01:08 AM
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Wed Oct-12-05 01:09 AM
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32. Holy Fleurking Schnit! |
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"Jesus Harold Christ on a bicycle!"
And the one I always use in place of God damnit..."DOG VOMIT!"
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Wed Oct-12-05 03:27 AM
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That's what we said when the kids were little
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Wed Oct-12-05 05:21 AM
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(although I myself have never used it.)
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Wed Oct-12-05 07:15 AM
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41. Wrackin' (rackin')? frackin' varmints! |
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Which my children thought for a few years each was the absolutely meanest, most obscene thing you could call someone. I miss those days.
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Wed Oct-12-05 07:18 AM
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Wed Oct-12-05 07:21 AM
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doesn't everyone love fudge?
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:27 AM
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45. Great Googlymoogly!!! n/t |
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:31 AM
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47. We miss you Frank. n/t |
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:29 AM
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"Holy Schneikes"
Courtesy of "Tommy Boy"
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:33 AM
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49. Crimeny Pelts and Crimenately. |
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I am shocked at such language coming from a lady. :)
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Wed Oct-12-05 10:50 AM
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Wed Oct-12-05 11:04 AM
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53. H-E-double toothpicks! |
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Wed Oct-12-05 11:13 AM
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56. From the low country of SC |
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Great Dow! (You should know that it's pronounced "greight dow")
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Wed Oct-12-05 11:23 AM
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Son of a birdwatcher! Sunk in a ditch! Got dandruff! Some of it itches!
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Wed Oct-12-05 11:44 AM
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61. I Ching Got-O Pinchi No Whey NO Cocksucker! |
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Have no idea what it means but I say it all the time, mostly absent the cocksucker part.......you know, for the children. ;-)
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Wed Oct-12-05 11:44 AM
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62. Jesus Christ on a bicycle |
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a good old favorite of mine. It usually leaves the other person in a laughing heap once they think about what I've just said.
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Wed Oct-12-05 11:45 AM
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63. Depends on what you mean by obscene |
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I like "bloody hell" but in England, it might be considered obscene. The other one I like is "for crying out loud."
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Edited on Wed Oct-12-05 01:02 PM by DJ MEW
Oh wait non-obscene, Sorry.
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Wed Oct-12-05 01:19 PM
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67. Jesus H. Christ on a raft!! |
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Wed Oct-12-05 01:29 PM
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68. Great day in the mornin'! |
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Or Grey-ee-eight Day! My gentle grandfather used to exclaim.
Aw shucks! my grandmother might respond.
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