So, what's your excuse?

[no name no slogan]

Well?

[GOPisEvil]

1. The dog ate my homework.

[no name no slogan]

2. much better than

my homework ate my dog

[GOPisEvil]

3. Well, if one is in lion taming school...

[NYdemocrat089]

4. My dog really did that once.

She took a bite of one of my papers. She was just a little puppy. :P

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Mine too actually...

He just really liked to chew on stuff. Also lost many a sock to that little scamp.

[ashling]

33. Once my

LITTLE BROTHER ate my homework. Well, not all of it - he ripped it up and chewed some of it up.

[Canadian Socialist]

5. Mum's on the roof, and we can't get her down. n/t

[Sugar Smack]

6. What's YOURS?

Well?

[no name no slogan]

12. I'm talkin' to her right now

so there :loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

8. I didn't know I needed one ...

[SeattleGirl]

9. Um, uh, well.....

I'm thinking, I'm thinking!! I'll get back to you. :hide:

[Susang]

10. Don't have one

Don't care. :P

[bridgit]

11. take'ah you pick...

http://members.tripod.com/Madtbone The Mother of All Excuses Place ~

[Fox Mulder]

13. My hair hurts.

:silly:

[Angry Girl]

14. Smoke got in my eyes.

I had mono.
I misunderstood the assignment.
I didn't know it was TUESday!
I've been off my meds.
My cat peed on it.
My alarm clock didn't go off.
The power went out.
I'm ADD and I have a doctor's note.
My hard drive crashed.
I was in jail.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

[sendero]

15. You don't even..

... have a name or a slogan.

What's yours?

[no name no slogan]

18. I've been smoking too much crack

[sendero]

23. Well, as excuses go..

.... that's a pretty good one.

Now put down the crack pipe and get... at least a name!

[fiveleafclover]

16. I was stoned

You know, like in those commercials. I'm sure my grandmother will understand.

[Redstone]

17. I forgot.

What was the question again?

Redstone

[EstimatedProphet]

19. Sir! Excuse for what? Sir!

[no name no slogan]

28. Well thank you very much! Can I be in charge for a while?!?!?

:hi:

[jpgray]

20. I ate too much tandoori chicken.

Everest on Grand is goooood stuff.

[no name no slogan]

29. OMG...

That's right in my neck of the woods, too!

(note to self-- go to Everest tomorrow night for tandoori chicken)

[AlCzervik]

21. I had cramps.

[just a girl]

22. I wasn't in the mood. :-)

[entanglement]

24. The ACLU and gays and ummm feminists

:P

[bicentennial_baby]

25. none are required of me

i'm golden :)

[JimmyJazz]

26. Okay. Okay. I'll tell you! I did a school project and stuck a pin in

a picture of George Bush and took a picture of the picture. When I took the film to Walmart, some ding-dong reported me to the police who turned me in to the Secret Service. I think it's bad karma for having my photo-processing needs met at the Evil Empire also known as Walmart, but that's just a theory. ANYHOW, I got detained by the Secret Service, but got an "A" on my project. :crazy:

Now. What's your excuse?

[Greyhound]

27. It was like that when I found it. n/t

[Scoots]

30. Reverse discrimination.

[KitchenWitch]

31. The DOJ took my homework.

[chaska]

32. Well, maybe you just don't turn me on.

[swag]

34. I went to shit and the hogs ate me.

[UrbScotty]

35. The sanctity of my marriage has been attacked!

I'm seeking help from Dr. Rick Santorum.

[DanCa]

36. I have a chronic neurological disorder - parkinsons

i win i win i win iwin. :D hey at least i can laugh about it :D :rofl: :toast: