THE JOHN DEERE VILLAGE!!!! (just in time for XMAS!)

[matcom]

oh, by Thomas Kinkade :D :hide:



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[Heidi]

1. Rabrrrrrr . . . .

Stop salivating. It's unbecoming. :evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Ummmmmm...... that wasn't saliva.

And, uh, please don't ask.

Just. don't. ask.

[Neshanic]

2. I want Thomas Kinkade to paint his own ass. THAT I will pay to see...

And I want it to light up.

[DS1]

3. That motherfucker don't know shit about perspective

Those people would be knocked out cold if they went under that bridge standing up. They wouldn't even fit under that white arch on the left.

The Deere Company store looks like it's been jacked up on the opposite end.

The entire place is about to be overrun by fire. And I happen to know something about that.

The tractor and horse are about to have a fatal T-Bone collision, because once that sled hits the other side of that bridge there will be no stopping it.

The lamps are all the same size, no matter how close or far away they are.

The home has about 14000 candlepower going on inside, it won't last the night, and the whole village will be covered in soot.

[matcom]

5. .

:rofl:

[Tari]

8. And the horse, mangled & airborne, will 1st take out the kid who's

dragging the not-yet-bathed-in-light xmas tree. Then, with it's velocity only somewhat slowed, will strike the front porch of the house killing Mr. & Mrs. Bathed-in-light. The kids in the tractor trailer will be thrown forward, under the tractor's wheels & die.

Merry Christmas!

[CatWoman]

4. you know

you're fucking strange :D

[matcom]

9. but he is the PAINTER OF LIGHT!

:D

[Neshanic]

6. What a gyp....no manure spreader.

[nickgutierrez]

7. That's not the "small-town America" I grew up in... n/t

[Zuni]

17. that small town America hasn't existed since about 1823

except for the John Deere tractors, of course

[underpants]

10. delte

[madinmaryland]

11. Dammit to hell!

Now I can't DU at home until all of the Kincade shit dissipates, cause my wife will want to buy that shit. We'll have a brazillion of the fuckin' posts:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Because we all know that when a horse is pulling a sled over an icy, steep

bridge that has no guard rails or safety measures at all, there is nothing that comforts them more than the sound and sight of a bunch of tractors driving at them.

[matcom]

14. nice point

and a :kick:

[newyawker99]

15. That village is pretty ugly but what do you expect

from a no-talent artist?


:puke:

[Archae]

16. Errr..I like it.

But I'm not going to spend $60 for it.

It'll be at a garage sale sooner or later.