Breaking: Bush and God smite Al Qaeda with monster earthquake

[auburngrad82]

After an all night drinking session, God and US President George W. Bush decided the best way to defeat Al Qaeda was to smite them with a monster earthquake. The godly attack occured over the weekend, killing thousands of Godless heathens in Pakistan and India.

Asked about the earthquake, President Bush responded, "God told me that if we worked hard at praying to the one and only true God of all God-fearin' Amerkins, he would strike Al Qaeda and whoop ass."

The Department of Defense has issued a statement that "now that God has finished the bastards, our jobs in the Middle East are done. We can begin pulling our saintly soldiers out of the Godless region and return them to the blessed land of free trade and Capitalism."

[RedCloud]

1. "Praise be to Allah.

Thy will is done."

This is apparently more effective in getting the Earth to do bad things than using with the generic no name deity as the locals do.