Oh, crud.

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I thought this was the Over 50 Rolls-owners looking for a greased up inflatable Betty Davis punching bag with a side of pomme frites and a nice chianti while relaxing on the deck in the spa area of a cruise ship in our spa-supplied all-Egyptian cotton bathrobes and special foot massaging spa-slippers after a facial and a Reiki massage after a round of shuffleboard and skeet shooting but before cocktail hour in the Captain's Reception Room special DU interest group.

Looks like I'm just in the Lounge, though.

Sorry for anything inappropriate I might have posted.

[kmla]

1. Yep. It's the lounge, alright.

Although I did once mistake this for the Live in a Trailer Park while Dining on Ring Dings and Yoo-Hoo while simultaneously Proclaiming The Jerry Springer Show the Height of Modern Culture While My Dog humps the Easy Chair with the Stuffing Coming out of the Ripped Arm underneath the Soiled Doily discussion group.

But I was wrong. It wasn't.

Boy, did I feel silly.

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3. We really need a better way to distinguish these groups

it's so easy to click on the wrong one.

Why, just the other day I was going to post in the 35 year old collectors of thomas kinkade limited edition prints of lighthouses at night in the 30x40 inch size who have shitzus and are left-handed and enjoy staring at their paintings while drinking pre-97 vintage French Merlots and wearing furlined slippers with buckles on the straps, and accidentally posted in the 20"x30 inch and COTTON-lined group.

Jesus, talk about embarrassing. Fortunately, I was able to get a mod to delete it before anyone read it, I think.

[matcom]

4. no. i read it.

:grr:

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5. And your PM was totally uncalled for, as was the "package" you mailed

me.

If memory serves, Mr. Maturity, that got you banned for a couple days.

[matcom]

7. cotton is king baby

fucking.king. x(

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8. You are so clueless, I'm surprised you can even shit

without needing to hire a professional to help out.

Cotton is king. Pfagh!

It is to laugh.

[kmla]

9. I did hear once that he DID shit a brick.

But that's just a rumor.

Come to think of it, I was talking to a brickmason at the time...

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10. It wouldn't surprise me

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. you know, I keep modding the

Rampaging arguments over who left the broccoli on the counter last night so the cats could eat it and now have spent their day stinking up the place with their gasseous expulsions while the TV blares on about Americas Next Top Model after the commercials for MIKE FM the station that plays the same 20 classic rock crappy songs in a row from 3-5 PM group.

Admin wasn't happy with me.

[kmla]

6. I wish I would have read that discussion.

Feline broccoli farts are the worst.

Putrid, awful smell.

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11. Yes, I believe you are supposed to be modding the

Rampaging arguments over who left the broccoli on the counter last night so the CAT could eat it and now HAS spent ITS day stinking up the place with ITS gasseous expulsions while the TV blares on about Americas Next Top Model after the commercials for MIKE FM the station that plays the same 20 classic rock crappy songs in a row from 3-5 PM group.


Totally different group. Don't get those two mixed up! Holy hell. The multi-catters versus the uni-catters - that's just pure flamewar.

[BigMcLargehuge]

12. it's the singular plural thing that gets me everytime

for example, I locked a thread in the -

Anorexic stock car racers who place numerous crank calls to local hardware stores while zooming on a redneck crystal meth high under a boardwalk with transitor radios and aluminun foil undergarments with Kenny Chesney bumperstickers affixed to their Hot Wheels 100 car playset and carrying cases group.

I should have locked a thread in the -

Anorexic stock car racer who places numerous crank calls to a local hardware store while zooming on a redneck crystal meth high under a boardwalk with a transitor radio and aluminun foil undergarments with a Kenny Chesney bumpersticker affixed to a Hot Wheels 100 car playset and carrying case group.

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. It's SO easy to get confused...

and also the letter switching.

I was hanging in the Bell Ringers who baste legs of lamb after darting a mile with a mixture of mustard and mint while heating at 350 for 1.5 hours with a pot of boiling water on the stove for some garlic potatoes while the cat runs around outside scaring mice and my grandmother sits in the corner in her wheelchair tossing packs of playing cards and yelling obscenities at imaginary Tibetan throat singers she thinks are Neil Sedaka making a big mess that I always have to pick up later while wearing rubber gloves because grandmas' skin medication gets all over the cards and I'm allergic to it special interest group,

and lo and behold, I was *actually* in the

Bell Ringers who baste legs of lamb after TRADING A LIME with a mixture of mustard and mint while heating at 350 for 1.5 hours with a pot of boiling water on the stove for some garlic potatoes while the cat runs around outside scaring mice and my grandmother sits in the corner in her wheelchair tossing packs of playing cards and yelling obscenities at imaginary Tibetan throat singers she thinks are Neil Sedaka making a big mess that I always have to pick up later while wearing rubber gloves because grandmas' skin medication gets all over the cards and I'm allergic to it special interest group.