"Delightfully tacky, yet unrefined"

[southlandshari]

Should I worry that this is what my six-year-old daughter says she wants to be when she grows up?

:shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

That's the Hooters slogan...so, uh, yeah, I'd worry.

:scared:

[southlandshari]

3. Oh no!! You're kidding!!

What do I do? Help!


































;)

[GOPisEvil]

6. Teach her the difference between mild, medium, hot and 3 mile island.

:D

[southlandshari]

9. .....

:spank:





Yeah - I see you smiling as I'm spanking you - you bad, bad man!!

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

11. Oh and teach her how to cut those curly fries right, dammit!

:hide:

[southlandshari]

18. I'll do my best, I promise!

But I can't guaruntee that she'll remember my lessons, years later, and with all rational thought (and normal blood circulation) cut off by that outfit!

Hey - are we having fun again?

:pals:

[GOPisEvil]

19. LOL!!!

Are you saying wonder bras cut off circulation to the brain? :silly:

Fun? Er, I'm laughing, if that counts. :pals:

[southlandshari]

23. I er, um, ah....

Heck, I don't know! I've never owned one. Really. I haven't.

;)


Laughing is good. Very good!

:toast:

[GOPisEvil]

25. I wouldn't know either.

My bro is quite comfortable. :rofl: Or is that a manziere?

[jmowreader]

44. Why? They come frozen in a bag!

I read that Hooters employee manual someone downthread linked to...this could come in handy at a later date...

[Taverner]

1. My land!

What will the congregation think????

[southlandshari]

4. ROFL!

How did I know you would be the first one to reply to anything related to Hooters?

:P

On second thought, don't answer that.

:yoiks:

[Taverner]

10. Hey! It's not like I'm discussing the artistic merit of the lap dance...

Trust me, lap dances will go down in artistic history next to Van Gogh, Beethoven and Frank Lloyd Wright....

[southlandshari]

13. Oh no you di'nt!

[WCGreen]

2. Keep her away from Chicken Wings and Tank Tops.....

[southlandshari]

7. But she LOVES chicken wings!

And those tank tops, well.....no comment.

;)

[sundog]

5. like me

:party:

[southlandshari]

12. Really?

I'd love to see you in shiny orange hot pants and panty hose, darlin'!

Got any pics?

:evilgrin:

[sundog]

14. i did

but i burned them :P

[RetroLounge]

16. I saved my copies!

:spank:

RL

[southlandshari]

24. Now that, my friend, is wonderful news!!

Name your price!

:bounce:

[RetroLounge]

35. I can just give you the URL

:evilgrin:

RL

[southlandshari]

20. Sigh.

You take delight in teasing me, don't you, darlin'?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. lol

she really said that...

[southlandshari]

15. LOL right back atcha!

No, she didn't say that. But she does want to be one who wears this motto later in life.

Oh my!!!!

:hi:

[Pithlet]

17. Cute

I wouldn't worry. She sounds delightfully precocious. :)

My cousin's little girl told me once, "I'm very passionate", when she was about that age.

[southlandshari]

21. You never know

WHAT they will say, do you?

:hi:

[A HERETIC I AM]

22. Without Hooters, millions of tiny orange nylons would die a horrible death

SAVE THE NYLONS!

[southlandshari]

29. Yes!!!

Who wants to start a Nylons DU Group?

:applause:

[Missy Vixen]

26. Tell her that Aunt Julie

says well-behaved women rarely make history. :woohoo:

Julie

[southlandshari]

38. ROFL!!

She wants to know when you are coming for a visit, Auntie Julie!!

:P

[flvegan]

27. Here, you can read this to her at bedtime, then...

Yes...the Hooters Employee Handbook. See it all here...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0915051hooters1.html

[no name no slogan]

28. What's everybody got against Hooters anyway?

I thinks owls are cute

[Arkana]

30. That's one smart little girl you've got there.

[Redstone]

31. That girl's got a great future ahead of her,

if she's that good with language and has such a sense of humor at her age.

If that's the case, you have nothing to worry about. She'll do just fine.

Redstone

[xmas74]

32. Tell her it's a good way to pay for college.

If she brings it up as a career choice as a teenager show her pics online of severe cases of vericose veins from standing too many hours for too many years. That might gross her out enough to make her rethink her career.

[Moderator]

33. I like that slogan.

Very catchy.

[nickgutierrez]

41. You would, O Anonymous One.

I've seen you do things both tacky and unrefined around the mod forum. It ain't pretty, let me tell you.

:D

[Tafiti]

34. Imagine my surprise...

...when we're walking through a town in Switzerland - like this:



...and alas, we find a Hooters! :wtf:

[southlandshari]

36. A very, very belated...

:rofl:

[GrpCaptMandrake]

37. Not Nearly as bad as wanting to be

a Hooters Guy!

http://www.weaselcircus.com/funnypics/385.shtml

:spray:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

39. Lol! I think I love this kid!

:D

[stanwyck]

40. Well, when I wore my

T-shirt with this on the back...my buddies in my yoga class weren't exactly appreciative.
In my defense, I grabbed a T-shirt early in the morning, in the dark, and threw in my gym bag.
It was one my son, a Marine, sent from a Hooters in Malaysia...as a joke.
Let me tell you this, if you want to get noticed, wear a Hooters T-Shirt.
Just be aware, not all the attention is favorable.

[merh]

42. And what, pray tell, is wrong with that?**

:freak:







** This inquiry was posted by someone that is delightfully tacky, yet unrefined and proud of it! :-)

:hug: :loveya:

[bridgit]

43. kid'z got me beat already per uncle wiggly...

i am merely "stylish as well as useful" :7