Most ridiculous PC or redefinition of a common term.

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Examples...

Fired = Down sizing.

Retarded = mentally challenged.

Personnel dept. = Human resources.

Midgets = vertically challenged.

[johnnie]

1. Mr. President - George Bush

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. Horribly wrong and evil = controversial

[kittykatkoffeekup]

3. Here's a few

Plagiarism: Previously Owned Prose (as in "this list was plagiarized from a Washington Post column")
Road Kill: Vehicularly Compressed Maladapted Life Form
Cowardly: Challenge Challenged
Cannibalism: Intra-Species Dining
Vomiting: Unplanned Reexamination of Recent Food Choices
Alcoholic: Anti-Sobriety Activist
Vice President: Post-Coronary Leader of the Free World
Abortion: Near-Life Experience
Rudeness: Tact Avoidance
Assassination: Involuntary Term Limitation
Shoplifter: Cost-of-Living Adjustment Specialist
Dead: Actuarially Mature
Homelessness: Mortgage-Free Living
Corpse: Permanently Static Post-Human Mass

[alarcojon]

4. I thought midgets were "little people"

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Go fuck yourself =

Spirited exchange of views.

[henslee]

6. barrista-- counter person at a coffee bar.

[Kingshakabobo]

7. And now, for the opposing opinion........

out-right fucking lie.

[RevCheesehead]

8. Here's my vote for PC gone mad:

at church, the Nominations Committee is now called, according to the Book of Discipline, "The Committee on Lay Leadership." It is the only committee in the church which is led by the pastor. :crazy: