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Wed Oct-12-05 09:22 PM
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Poll question: Skinner is looking for a new title (or so I've heard) |
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Edited on Wed Oct-12-05 09:24 PM by JimmyJazz
(and please don't be offended by the choices - it's all in good fun as evidenced by the small caps)
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:25 PM
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1. Okay! Who's the stealth voter that picked "other" - skinner??? |
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:28 PM
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2. El Exijente was always my favorite. |
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Or "El Mirador," meaning "he who watches," derived as it is from the root word for "watchtower."
It's gotta be something Spanish to give it that special bit of panache.
Redston
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:29 PM
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3. my choices suck eggs in other words. |
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That's okay. I get it. :cry:
PMS? Oh Yeah. :)
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:48 PM
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28. Hey, hey, I thought you were looking for good names, not validation. |
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But, my dear, if it's PMS at work, I'll be more than happy (really, I mean it!!) to agree that your choices are the best ones that could have possibly been produced, even by a cabal of the most intellectual minds on the planet.
But you out-thought them all, and that should make you happy, or at least get the cramps to back off a bit.
Feel a little better now? I do hope so.
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:51 PM
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32. Thank you. I knew you would see it my way if only I cried and |
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whined about it long and hard enough :)
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:56 PM
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33. Well, I may be unmatched in obliviousness, but a bit of the world |
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does sneak through now and again, especially if you talk to me slowly and in words of one syllable or fewer.
I'd offer you Mrs R's prescription for PMS/Cramps, but you might not have the means available to fill the Rx.
For now, you'll just have to live with my good wishes, worthless though they are.
Hang in there, kiddo.
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:30 PM
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:32 PM
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5. RimJob does a mighty fine job of self vanquishing - or so I've heard. |
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:33 PM
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7. Yes, I hear he does it a couple times a day. |
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To pictures of Santorum photoshopped to look like Betsy Ross.
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:35 PM
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:32 PM
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:34 PM
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8. No more so than "lord god, emperor, ruler of the universe, sir" |
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which, in all honesty, I think, has a bit of zing to it that "He Who Is" just doesn't quite have. But, that's a personal preference, of course.
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:36 PM
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:34 PM
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9. The Messiah Part 2: Electric Boogaloo? |
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Yeah, someone's bound to be offended, but in the immortal words of...ummm...me..."Fuck it!"
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:36 PM
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*oh please, oh please, there is a God, isn't there*
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:42 PM
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24. Blessed are the rollerskaters, for theirs is the kingdom of roller discos |
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:46 PM
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27. You forgot the all important disco ball, dude. You are now dead to me. |
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Edited on Wed Oct-12-05 09:46 PM by JimmyJazz
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:48 PM
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29. Haha, shit, how could I forget that? |
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:35 PM
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No, sorry... That's my title
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:39 PM
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19. You need to bone up on your spanish, Sweets |
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A got your bone right here
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:40 PM
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:36 PM
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13. "He who shall not be flamed." |
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:37 PM
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15. Promote him to Superintendent Chalmers. |
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:37 PM
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16. How about "Supreme Potentate"? |
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:40 PM
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:38 PM
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Given the things they say about him in certain other places, he might as well go for it.
Or
Hades, Lord of the Underground
Or
He Who Must Be Obeyed
And he really ought to use "No sex please, I'm Skinner" as his sig.
Khash.
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:38 PM
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18. How about a Byzantine title? They're cool, and under-used: |
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like "Autocrator" (meaning emperor) or "Sebastos" (meaning majesty) or my favorite, "Sebastocrator" (an actually-used combination of the first two.)
All hail Sebastocrator Skinner!
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:40 PM
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20. Other: The Key and the Guardian of the Gate |
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Past, present, future, all are one in Skinner.
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:43 PM
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25. Skinner is Yog-Sothoth????? |
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I knew there was something eldritch about this place....
Khash.
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Wed Oct-12-05 09:43 PM
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26. All your skinner are belong to us. |
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Wed Oct-12-05 10:11 PM
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Edited on Wed Oct-12-05 10:16 PM by spacelady
OK if no one likes that I'll add a "D"
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Wed Oct-12-05 10:29 PM
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36. B. F. Skinner of the Skinner box fame, or add a D to make it BFD. |
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Oh well, never mind---Emily Latella
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Wed Oct-12-05 11:21 PM
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His Majesty Monsignore the Most Very Right Reverend Noble Excellency Holy Father Sultan Caliph Royal Steward Serene Highness Emperor Skinner, Most Excellent Exalted Primus Inter Parus August His Grace Grand Poobah High Muckymuck Lord High Executioner and Supreme Witch Doctor.
How's THAT, Skinner? B-)
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