Best bar fighting music?

[HEyHEY]

I like "Rip this joint" by the rolling stones and "Rock this town" by the stray cats.

You?

YEEEHAA!


Mama says yes, Papa says no,
Make up you mind 'cause I gotta go.
I'm gonna raise hell at the Union Hall,
Drive myself right over the wall.

Rip this joint, gonna save your soul,
Round and round and round we go.
Roll this joint, gonna get down low,
Start my starter, gonna stop the show.
Oh, yeah!

Mister President, Mister Immigration Man,
Let me in, sweetie, to your fair land.
I'm Tampa bound and Memphis too,
Short Fat Fanny is on the loose.
Dig that sound on the radio,
Then slip it right across into Buffalo.
Dick and Pat in ole D.C.,
Well they're gonna hold some shit for me.

Ying yang, you're my thing,
Oh, now, baby, won't you hear me sing.
Flip Flop, fit to drop,
Come on baby, won't you let it rock?

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
From San Jose down to Santa Fe,
Kiss me quick, baby, won'tcha make my day.
Down to New Orleans with the Dixie Dean,
'Cross to Dallas, Texas with the Butter Queen.

Rip this joint, gonna rip yours too,
Some brand new steps and some weight to lose.
Gonna roll this joint, gonna get down low,
Round and round and round we'll go.

Wham, Bham, Birmingham, Alabam' don't give a damn.
Little Rock and I'm fit to top.
Ah, let it rock.

[KitchenWitch]

1. Ballroom Blitz

[MrScorpio]

2. Bad Bad Leroy Brown

[Dave Reynolds]

3. Everybody was Kung Fu fighting,

yahhh!

[HEyHEY]

4. I'd probably laugh so hard if that tune started during a brawl

[Dave Reynolds]

5. Would be a bit surreal,

like a Tarantino flick..

[democracyindanger]

6. Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting), Elton John

I guess it would only be good if it was actually Saturday night, though.

[Seabiscuit]

12. That's the one that popped into my head too.

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7. Boom boom out go the lights.

Pat Travers.

[JVS]

8. By the time I get to Arizona

[AntiCoup2K4]

35. Only if ex AZ governor Evan Meacham is in the bar

In which case somebody would probably kick his racist ass anyway, regardless of what was on the jukebox.

[Tafiti]

9. "Bodies" by Drowning Pool.

"Let the bodies hit the floor! Let the bodies hit the floor!"

Just kidding. I fucking hate that song (and that band). But I suppose it would fuel the fire of anger and aggression in such circumstances.

[tuvor]

10. Beat on the Brat by the Ramones?

I dunno, never attended a barroom brawl.

[HEyHEY]

15. Next time you're in Vancouver - go to the "Village Pub" in Burnaby

I saw an 18 man brawl there once..it was sooo cool

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

11. You forgot "It's Raining Men".

[BigMcLargehuge]

13. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[HEyHEY]

16. That or "take on me"

[usedtobesick]

14. anything by Jackel.

[Elidor]

17. Bulls on parade

Rally round tha family
With a pocket full of shells

Metallica's Battery would be my second choice.

[enigmatic]

18. "The Boys Are Back In Town"- Thin Lizzy

Hands down!

[HEyHEY]

19. You should do a "music to brawl to" night

[enigmatic]

21. Jesus, that's a great idea!

I'll have more than enough songs to do it....

[usedtobesick]

20. at least one of my favorite bar fights

had this as our "theme music" not well received in a redneck country bar for sure, but it sure was fun

[enigmatic]

22. You can't pick a better song to fight to

I think even Gandhi would pick up a pool cue and start laying people out if her were in a bar and that song came on:)

[usedtobesick]

23. we have all these DU meet ups...

lets choose a freeper bar and have a DU Smack down... lets really make a difference... :evilgrin:

Just kidding about this... I really am kidding

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24. Toxic Waltz

By Exodus.

Here's a new dance craze that's sweeping the nation
It's called the toxic waltz and it's causing devastation
You're jumping up and down like a psycho circus clown
Slamming with waltzers all the way around
You get caught up in the whip
You're thrown into a flip
You aim for someone's head
To stain the floor red
Give someone a kick
To prove you're truly sick
Bounce back from some blows
And blood runs out your nose
Flailing round and round
And you're injury bound
Waltz it up!
The pit is it!
You can take your chance
On this rough new dance
If you dare!
To dive in!
There are some that try
But they won't survive
They don't hit!
'Cause they're wimps!
And this exercise
Helps you brutalize
With us!
Exodus!
Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz
Kick your friend in the head and have a ball
Come on and do the toxic waltz
And slam your partner against the wall
Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz
Good friendly violent fun in store for all
Get up off your ass and toxic waltz
If you hit the floor you can always crawl!
Used to do the monkey, but now it's not cool
The twist and mash potato are no exception to the rule
So don't be a dunce and dance like a runt
Just throw your elbows with good friendly violent fun
Don't start to cry
If you get a black eye
Just dive back in
And give another try
But too much action
May leave you in traction
So you better get insurance
No matter your endurance!
Flailing round and round
And you're injury bound
Waltz it up!
The pit is it!
You can take your chance
On this rough new dance
If you dare!
To dive in!
There are some that try
But they won't survive
They don't hit!
'Cause they're wimps!
And this exercise
Helps you brutalize
With us!
Exodus!
Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz
Kick your friend in the head and have a ball
Come on and do the toxic waltz
And slam your partner against the wall
Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz
Good friendly violent fun in store for all
Get up off your ass and toxic waltz
If you hit the floor you can always crawl!
Get up on your feet
Don't look so obsolete
And thrash like an athlete!
Don't sit there on your ass
Don't look like you've got too much class
You'll be harassed!
You know we guarantee
This is the key
So rage or get the third degree!
You begin frontal assaults
And start your somersaults
And do the toxic waltz!
Do the toxic waltz!

[DanCa]

25. Hit me with your best shot by pat benetar?

[jobycom]

26. Up against the wall, Redneck Mother, or Gimme Three Steps. nt

[AntiCoup2K4]

34. Gimme Three Steps is more like an "avoiding a bar fight" song.

Gimme Three Steps
(Allen Collins - Ronnie VanZant)

I was cutting the rug
Down at a place called The Jug
With a girl named Linda Lu
When in walked a man
With a gun in his hand
And he was looking for you know who.
He said, "Hey there fellow,
With the hair colored yellow,
Watcha tryin' to prove?
'Cause that's my woman there
And I'm a man who cares
And this might be all for you."

I was scared and fearing for my life.
I was shakin' like a leaf on a tree.
'Cause he was lean, mean,
Big and bad, Lord,
Pointin' that gun at me.
I said, "Wait a minute, mister,
I didn't even kiss her.
Don't want no trouble with you.
And I know you don't owe me
But I wish you'd let me
Ask one favor from you."

(Chorus)
"Won't you give me three steps,
Gimme three steps mister,
Gimme three steps towards the door?
Gimme three steps
Gimme three steps mister,
And you'll never see me no more."

Well the crowd cleared away
And I began to pray
As the water fell on the floor.
And I'm telling you son,
Well, it ain't no fun
Staring straight down a forty-four.
Well he turned and screamed at Linda Lu
And that's the break I was looking for.
And you could hear me screaming a mile away
As I was headed out towards the door.

(Chorus)

[jobycom]

36. Depends on who's holding the gun. nt.

[DanCa]

27. Another one bites the dust?

[cedahlia]

28. I'm thinking some Dropkick Murphys

'Cause when I personally think barfight, I tend to think drunken Irish...

(I am Irish, myself!) :-)

[JVS]

29. WE BUILT THIS CITY

[HEyHEY]

33. Or Beethoven's fifth

[hickman1937]

30. The only bar fight I was ever at had J Giles Lookin For a Lovin,

Booming in the background.

[Blue-Jay]

31. Anything by Gordon Lightfoot makes me want to fight someone.

anyone.

That shit makes me mad.

[HEyHEY]

32. You lookin for a scrap?

[JVS]

38. Last time Edmund Fitzgerald played at the bar, I got arrested and...

needed 80 stitches!

[driver8]

37. I saw a bar fight on a dance floor when the music was "Don't Worry,

Be Happy." I thought that was pretty effin' funny to see idiots throwing punches as this song played on.

[Initech]

39. "Street Fighting Man" - Rolling Stones

[hippywife]

40. Lightning Bar by Hoyt Axton. n/t

[William Bloode]

41. In the South it's....

David Allen Coe. It's not a real honky tonk if'n they aint no David on dat dare juke box. Honorable mentions include George Jones, Johnny Cash, and Hank j.r.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

42. AC/DC's "If You Want Blood, You Got It."

Or for irony, "Wake Up, Little Susie."