Divameow77
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Thu Oct-13-05 08:25 AM
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So my 8 year old asked me what a Sex Party was....... |
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I live in Minnesota and all anyone can talk about is the damn Viking Sex Party Cruise. Last night my son asks "Mom what's a sex party?" How in the world do I answer that?
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Thu Oct-13-05 08:26 AM
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1. Tell him it has fewer hats |
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Thu Oct-13-05 08:28 AM
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2. there may be no cake but... |
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Thu Oct-13-05 08:30 AM
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jimmy hats (is that the correct spelling :shrug:
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Thu Oct-13-05 08:29 AM
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3. Unless someone is jumping out of the cake!!! |
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Edited on Thu Oct-13-05 08:29 AM by Shell Beau
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Divameow77
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Thu Oct-13-05 08:31 AM
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Thu Oct-13-05 08:32 AM
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6. not in Texas apparently |
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but they do have "massagers"
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Thu Oct-13-05 09:35 AM
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7. No cake, buts lots of big, funny-looking candles... |
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Thu Oct-13-05 09:37 AM
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Edited on Thu Oct-13-05 09:37 AM by Divameow77
this thread might get shut down }(
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Thu Oct-13-05 09:37 AM
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9. Say what my parents always said... |
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"Ask me again in five years."
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Thu Oct-13-05 10:51 AM
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10. Where the hell did he hear about that? |
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Tell him "It's something some grownups do that usually gets them in a lot of trouble" and if he presses for more details, just give him the "ask me in 5 years" bit.
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Thu Oct-13-05 11:21 AM
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11. Just tell him "It's Something AWESOME".... |
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No, just kidding. Don't tell him that. Tell him that it's something that spoiled thugs do during their days off instead of trying to get better at a job that they suck at.
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Thu Oct-13-05 11:24 AM
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12. Hmm... Good question. |
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Thu Oct-13-05 11:31 AM
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13. It was really hard to not giggle |
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and say "Oh mom hasn't done that in years" but I restrained myself.
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Thu Oct-13-05 11:38 AM
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14. It's how grownups have fun |
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Thu Oct-13-05 11:50 AM
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15. be truthful - explain what it is in plain English |
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if you don't tell him the truth, someone else will tell him who knows what.
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Thu Oct-13-05 11:54 AM
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17. Oh gee. It's just confuses a young kid. |
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My parents explained the birds and the bees to me when I was five. Or they thought they did. After it, I declared I refuse to sleep in the same room with my five year old cousin because I didn't want any babies! I declared it at a birthday party in front of numerous adults. I still remember how embarrassed I was because they all started laughing.
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Thu Oct-13-05 11:53 AM
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16. Actually what I really said was |
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You know how sex is something grown ups do, well it's something some grown ups do. Don't worry about it.
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Thu Oct-13-05 12:06 PM
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18. That's a good strategy. |
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