Actress unemployed (series cancelled) please help

[underpants]

Fox Cancels 'The Simple Life'

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051013/ap_en_tv/tv_simple_life_10

NEW YORK - "The Simple Life" is over — at least on Fox. The network said Wednesday it has canceled the Paris Hilton- Nicole Richie reality series after the show's two stars no longer proved compatible.

The feuding ex-friends will not return for a fourth season, even though the network had picked up the options on their contracts.

Fox said its midseason schedule didn't have a time slot for the show.

However, 20th Century Fox Television, the studio that produces the show, hopes "The Simple Life" will move to another network — with Hilton and Richie.

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. maybe they will have room in their schedule for my newly proposed reality

series -

High School Reunion on Cannibal Island

[Richardo]

4. Only if they update the old clown/cannibal joke with Paris Hilton:

"Does this taste spoiled to you?"

[Hugin]

8. Hey, I'd watch that.

But, I'm a brain dead goof... The MSMs target demographic.

[Richardo]

2. *Fourth* season!?!? Christ!

It was on for more than one? We ARE in trouble. :scared:

[Fox Mulder]

3. I'm sure she'll get another starring role in another movie...

featured in night vision.

[noonwitch]

5. Paris must not have gotten out of Mr. Slave's a$$

That was a hilarious South Park episode.

[DS1]

6. Oh no! Nicole was already starving

she's got about a week to live, maybe 8 days if she's hydrated

[Shell Beau]

7. .

:woohoo:

[El Fuego]

9. There is a God!!!!!

:woohoo:

[flamingyouth]

10. I need some temporary Christmas help at my store

:shrug:

[Fenris]

12. ROFL. They'd get along well with Sandy.

[flamingyouth]

13. There's a solution! "Paris Hilton talked to death"

:rofl:

[Fenris]

14. "You're hair is hot, Sandy."

"It's a wig."

"..."

[CBGLuthier]

11. Actress?

Actress?