Patent filed for dog poo cement

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A German architect has filed an application for a new type of cement made of dog poo.

Friedrich Lentze, 57, from Berlin, applied for a patent for his "odourless heating and building material" made from the dog poo cleaned from the streets of the German capital every day.

He said: "They thought I was joking at first, but it makes economic sense as the stuff has to be collected anyway, so why not use it for something useful.

"The loads of dog poo that are gathered every day actually make a great mortar with fantastic insulating properties."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1568620.html

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. but it makes for shitty foundations

ba dum bump tsssssss-

Thanks very much, I'll be here all weekend. Don't forget to tip your server.

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2. Just so long as they don't start rebuilding New Orleans with it....

or any other place come to think of it...

[Kellanved]

3. Ahh... Lentze: famous for his inventions like the banana-straightener,...

the human-milk and urine soup,
the dog-brothel,
the dog massage parlor,
...

And no, this is not a Simpsons's reference.